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Started by Guido Finucci, December 30, 2004, 02:40:33 AM

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December 30, 2004, 02:40:33 AM

BipolarFastCycler

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December 30, 2004, 06:45:17 AM
I was interested, but I was to lazy to read much of it. I guess I have been following the philosophy all along then...
I am a liar. I cheat. I set people up for trouble. I blackmail people. I threaten to kill people. I crush people's hearts with realism. I play people like a good hand in poker... I throw them out when they are no longer useful to me. I am unstable and mercurial. I am kind and spiritual. I believe in the goodness of people. I am a dreamer. I am my best friend, and the best friend to others. I heal the wounds of victims. I am the darkest of my psyche, and the the brightest of it also. I accept this.

LMNO

#2
December 30, 2004, 02:13:09 PM
An interesting, if long-winded, essay.

Combine that with the "the concept of 'money' has become inexorably linked to the bio-survival 'fight-or-flight' reflex" theory, and you've really got a fairly coherent veiw of US Society.

Bob the Mediocre

#3
December 31, 2004, 02:17:53 AM
Quote from: BipolarFastCyclerI was interested, but I was to lazy to read much of it. I guess I have been following the philosophy all along then...

Same here. Think I'll wander off to piss on an anthill now.
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#4
December 31, 2004, 02:31:21 AM
Quote from: Sinner Bob the Mediocre
Quote from: BipolarFastCyclerI was interested, but I was to lazy to read much of it. I guess I have been following the philosophy all along then...

Same here. Think I'll wander off to piss on an anthill now.

Just take care that the fire ants don't bite you in sensitive places.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Bob the Mediocre

#5
December 31, 2004, 03:09:25 AM
Have to remember not to kneel down, then.
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#6
December 31, 2004, 03:12:56 AM
Quote from: Sinner Bob the MediocreHave to remember not to kneel down, then.

I never got bitten down there. But I was bitten several times by them on the belly and chest. You did know that fire ants can crawl up a person's body pretty fast, right?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Bob the Mediocre

#7
December 31, 2004, 03:15:28 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Sinner Bob the MediocreHave to remember not to kneel down, then.

I never got bitten down there. But I was bitten several times by them on the belly and chest. You did know that fire ants can crawl up a person's body pretty fast, right?

Nope. I'll have to remember that when I visit Georgia again. Thanks.
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Wishfarple

#8
December 31, 2004, 03:16:25 AM
There's fish that will swim up your penis, Bob.  Not in Georgia, though.
His Right Most Honorable Super Hella Reverend Llama Wishfart Rinpoche of the Church of Ed Gein (Deceased),
Temple of Cleveland

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#9
December 31, 2004, 03:20:04 AM
Quote from: Llama Wishfart RinpocheThere's fish that will swim up your penis, Bob.  Not in Georgia, though.

and there are shrimp that will claw their way into your balls too. The horrors of mother nature!
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Bob the Mediocre

#10
December 31, 2004, 03:40:17 AM
Maybe I'll just stay in my little house for a while then. If the spiders don't gang up on me.
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!
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