News:

Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

Main Menu

Hey Black metal fans. TWID and others.

Started by EK WAFFLR, December 16, 2014, 08:19:53 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages1
User actions

EK WAFFLR

December 16, 2014, 08:19:53 PM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

EK WAFFLR

#1
December 16, 2014, 08:36:10 PM
Here's my contributions so far (excluding the ones that doesn't work in english):













I'm having too much fun with this.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

EK WAFFLR

#2
December 16, 2014, 09:49:22 PM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

Ben Shapiro

#3
December 16, 2014, 10:20:48 PM
<3

Nephew Twiddleton

#4
December 16, 2014, 11:43:01 PM
I lost my shit with this one   :lulz:



Flawless spoof.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS
Print
Go Up Pages1
User actions