The greatest threat to our society.

[Don Coyote]

9 fucking pages! I build the fucking stage for the assclown and blare smooth jazz, and hand out Nirvana butt plugs, and I get only 9! If I was a woman with a opinion I would at least have 50 pages. Fuck you and the Llama you rode on.

It would help if you were actually clever or had a modicum of wit.

You got your ass kicked a lot in high school didn't you?  I'm just curious.

People tend to not fuck with the crazy kid.

Damn you are such a fucking putz. Did that strategy actually fucking work in the 80s?

I saw it tried a bunch. 

I might have tried it once, but I don't remember. I found it more prudent to just wrap fingers around throats when kids started shit with me in middle school.
The crazy kids get shit thrown at them and attacked.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Relevant:

http://www.forbes.com/sites/jacobsullum/2014/01/10/krokodil-crock-how-rumors-of-a-flesh-eating-zombie-drug-swept-the-nation/

Like most monster stories, this tale of what CNN calls a "flesh-eating zombie drug" stalking the land does not appear to be true, as some reporters have begun to recognize. Yet others continue to hype an American krokodil craze that seems to exist only in the fevered imaginations of anti-drug propagandists and their journalistic accomplices.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I managed to get a kid to change lunch periods because he was scared of me.

Also, this might be the best quote in the history of Peedee.

[Eater of Clowns]

I managed to get a kid to change lunch periods because he was scared of me.

Also, this might be the best quote in the history of Peedee.

Whoa. That is GOLD.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

[Cain]

Relevant:

http://www.forbes.com/sites/jacobsullum/2014/01/10/krokodil-crock-how-rumors-of-a-flesh-eating-zombie-drug-swept-the-nation/

Like most monster stories, this tale of what CNN calls a "flesh-eating zombie drug" stalking the land does not appear to be true, as some reporters have begun to recognize. Yet others continue to hype an American krokodil craze that seems to exist only in the fevered imaginations of anti-drug propagandists and their journalistic accomplices.

Well, thank goodness. 

Both that the flesh-eating part is true, and that it's not in America.  I don't think my worldview would be secure if both things were false.