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Started by Eater of Clowns, December 27, 2014, 04:15:08 AM

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Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

 :lulz: I don't know what's happening but I already like it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Eater of Clowns

#6
I just don't know what is true about snails, Nigel. And I don't think the snails do either.  :sad:

Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Sir Squid Diddimus


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Q. G. Pennyworth

Giant African Land Snails are banned as pets in the United States because they become an invasive species and crop pest if released into the wild.

Eating undercooked snails can result in meningitis infections, handling them cannot.

Most snails are hermaphrodites.

Snails provide the shells that most hermit crabs inhabit.

Snails are some of the earliest fossils in existence.

Snails do not like cheese.

Snails can mate several times before laying eggs, and one clutch of snail eggs may have two or more fathers.

Snails do not have brains in the traditional sense. They have four ganglia that serve the same purpose.

Snails do not like rain.

If you step on a snail, do not attempt to rescue it. You will fail and possibly be sad about it.

Snails require calcium in their diets to build their shell. This calcium can come from rocks, concrete, bone, stucco, or snail shells.

Snails do not have feelings.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT.

This defies plausibility. I question whether this is really what is true about snails.

Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 27, 2014, 06:41:48 AM
Snails do not like cheese.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 27, 2014, 07:05:22 AM
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT.

This defies plausibility. I question whether this is really what is true about snails.

Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 27, 2014, 06:41:48 AM
Snails do not like cheese.

This is 100% TRUFAX.

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Every rule has an exception. I suggest we devote our resources to finding the one snail that likes cheese, thereby catapulting him to international fame and celebrity

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