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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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ITT: New Years Revelations

Started by Demolition Squid, December 31, 2014, 10:05:58 PM

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Demolition Squid

So far:

Noobs = Ninja Boobs.

More as the evening develops
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Demolition Squid

'They built a city to god that's the nerdiest thing ever'

'Postman Pat wins the flower show'

'It is difficult to have a hairy chest with a shotgun in your throat'

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Vast and Roaring Nipplebeast from the Dawn of Soho

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Is this one of those things where if you've seen the show everything in this thread makes sense?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Demolition Squid

No, this was random bullshit that seemed really funny when me and my friends were very drunk and they encouraged me to put it on the internet.

Like Quotes of the Moment I guess. Only ... not that funny without being drunk.  :oops:
Vast and Roaring Nipplebeast from the Dawn of Soho

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."