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Started by Rev. Mondo Anvil, January 01, 2015, 09:53:21 PM

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Rev. Mondo Anvil

Happy New Year 3181!

I have an interesting idea.

Could we make some ads for us on YouTube? Is anyone good with video editing?

We could use some donations and put them on the air.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Ads? For what? Humor me, I'm old.
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LMNO

Make ads for the Chao te Ching.  All proceeds literally go towards the server fees.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 01, 2015, 10:13:26 PM
Make ads for the Chao te Ching.  All proceeds literally go towards the server fees.

That seems like an awesome idea.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 01, 2015, 10:13:26 PM
Make ads for the Chao te Ching.  All proceeds literally go towards the server fees.

You need to put that on smashwords.
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Eater of Clowns

 :argh!: :lulz:

I think the still present Christmas light backdrop makes it so much better.
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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Junkenstein

Where did you even get that thing? It's one of the foulest things I've ever seen and I've seen buildings knee deep in bird shit.
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Q. G. Pennyworth

I can do video editing. I mostly do propaganda, though, so someone's going to have to come up with a concept for the commercial first.

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Junkenstein on January 12, 2015, 09:16:18 PM
Where did you even get that thing? It's one of the foulest things I've ever seen and I've seen buildings knee deep in bird shit.

THERE'S A LINK TO BUY IT ON THE FRONT PAGE

Oh wait you mean the mask? No idea, it was put in the gift exchange at the Christmas party. Maybe it put itself there.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Junkenstein

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 12, 2015, 10:03:29 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on January 12, 2015, 09:16:18 PM
Where did you even get that thing? It's one of the foulest things I've ever seen and I've seen buildings knee deep in bird shit.

THERE'S A LINK TO BUY IT ON THE FRONT PAGE

Oh wait you mean the mask? No idea, it was put in the gift exchange at the Christmas party. Maybe it put itself there.

I actually meant that fairy light background thing. It's hideous.

Apparently I now give a shit about décor.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 12, 2015, 10:03:29 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on January 12, 2015, 09:16:18 PM
Where did you even get that thing? It's one of the foulest things I've ever seen and I've seen buildings knee deep in bird shit.

THERE'S A LINK TO BUY IT ON THE FRONT PAGE


:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on January 12, 2015, 09:30:31 PM
I can do video editing. I mostly do propaganda, though, so someone's going to have to come up with a concept for the commercial first.

A serious commercial should reflect the product and appeal to a certain type of person. I think the book could be summed up with the stereotypical wise little old Asian man reading it briefly, perhaps at breakfast, and squirting tea out of his nose maybe going "hot, hot!" Then being ok with it and going back to the amused laughing he was about to do.

Then the audience may wonder what could be THAT funny.
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Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: a somewhat wiser Joe. on January 13, 2015, 03:44:34 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on January 12, 2015, 09:30:31 PM
I can do video editing. I mostly do propaganda, though, so someone's going to have to come up with a concept for the commercial first.

A serious commercial should reflect the product and appeal to a certain type of person. I think the book could be summed up with the stereotypical wise little old Asian man reading it briefly, perhaps at breakfast, and squirting tea out of his nose maybe going "hot, hot!" Then being ok with it and going back to the amused laughing he was about to do.

Then the audience may wonder what could be THAT funny.

And you have a little old Asian man you can hire to do that?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on January 13, 2015, 03:53:58 AM
Quote from: a somewhat wiser Joe. on January 13, 2015, 03:44:34 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on January 12, 2015, 09:30:31 PM
I can do video editing. I mostly do propaganda, though, so someone's going to have to come up with a concept for the commercial first.

A serious commercial should reflect the product and appeal to a certain type of person. I think the book could be summed up with the stereotypical wise little old Asian man reading it briefly, perhaps at breakfast, and squirting tea out of his nose maybe going "hot, hot!" Then being ok with it and going back to the amused laughing he was about to do.

Then the audience may wonder what could be THAT funny.

And you have a little old Asian man you can hire to do that?

Doesn't everyone?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."