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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, January 07, 2015, 08:49:48 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/08/130807-fatbergs-london-sewers-grease-fat/

QuoteThe smells instantly rushed back this week when London's water authority announced that it had discovered the biggest fatberg yet, a 15-ton mound about the size of a school bus. Thames Water, the public utility that manages the sewers, gave it the historic and oddly momentous title of being "the biggest berg in British history."
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Cain

Huh.  I thought they were using fatbergs as a source of grease in most of the city's takeaways.  I mean, the Chinese I had last night looked like it had been dunked in a vat of reclaimed fat from a sewer

LMNO

It's like something out of a Pratchett novel.

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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 09, 2015, 02:59:01 PM
It's like something out of a Pratchett novel.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

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Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 09, 2015, 04:04:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 09, 2015, 02:59:01 PM
It's like something out of a Pratchett novel.

I blame Junkenstein. After his CMOT Dibbler experience I think he manifests Discworld around him into reality.

Not guilty.

Probably.
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Quote from: Junkenstein on January 09, 2015, 06:34:37 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 09, 2015, 04:04:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 09, 2015, 02:59:01 PM
It's like something out of a Pratchett novel.

I blame Junkenstein. After his CMOT Dibbler experience I think he manifests Discworld around him into reality.

Not guilty.

Probably.

Huh. Well, nothing else to it. Thing's gonna hatch.

I hope Richter's worked out the kinks in the armor's servo motors.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

LMNO

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 09, 2015, 06:59:28 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on January 09, 2015, 06:34:37 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 09, 2015, 04:04:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 09, 2015, 02:59:01 PM
It's like something out of a Pratchett novel.

I blame Junkenstein. After his CMOT Dibbler experience I think he manifests Discworld around him into reality.

Not guilty.

Probably.

Huh. Well, nothing else to it. Thing's gonna hatch.

I hope Richter's worked out the kinks in the armor's servo motors.


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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cain on January 09, 2015, 02:24:37 PM
Huh.  I thought they were using fatbergs as a source of grease in most of the city's takeaways.  I mean, the Chinese I had last night looked like it had been dunked in a vat of reclaimed fat from a sewer

Shudder
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


LMNO


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I can't eat 90% of UK chinese food. MSG makes my teeth and tongue buzz :vom:

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

It's almost impossible to get Chinese food with MSG in Portland.

It's also almost impossible to get good Chinese food in Portland.

Coincidence?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cain

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 09, 2015, 09:33:34 PM
But I suspect it was delicious.

Pretty mediocre, to be honest.  Some of their drier fare may be OK, but anything with a sauce, I can confirm, is pretty lacklustre.

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Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 07, 2015, 08:49:48 PM
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/08/130807-fatbergs-london-sewers-grease-fat/

QuoteThe smells instantly rushed back this week when London's water authority announced that it had discovered the biggest fatberg yet, a 15-ton mound about the size of a school bus. Thames Water, the public utility that manages the sewers, gave it the historic and oddly momentous title of being "the biggest berg in British history."

:eek:

My first thought was maybe someone accidentally set a multi-ton fatberg on fire in Seattle a few days ago:

http://www.citylab.com/weather/2015/01/seattle-gets-doused-in-a-mysterious-stinky-fog/384309/
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: N E T on January 11, 2015, 09:13:21 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 07, 2015, 08:49:48 PM
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/08/130807-fatbergs-london-sewers-grease-fat/

QuoteThe smells instantly rushed back this week when London's water authority announced that it had discovered the biggest fatberg yet, a 15-ton mound about the size of a school bus. Thames Water, the public utility that manages the sewers, gave it the historic and oddly momentous title of being "the biggest berg in British history."

:eek:

My first thought was maybe someone accidentally set a multi-ton fatberg on fire in Seattle a few days ago:

http://www.citylab.com/weather/2015/01/seattle-gets-doused-in-a-mysterious-stinky-fog/384309/

:lulz: Oh, Seattle!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."