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Started by Rev. Mondo Anvil, January 17, 2015, 03:08:07 PM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 19, 2015, 04:00:30 PM
Quote from: Rev. Mondo Anvil on January 19, 2015, 03:26:48 PM
To Mr. Pennyworth:

:lulz:

He isn't even vaguely bothering to read the rest of the board and get to know us. I call troll.

I call you mister all the time, mister.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

It's like I wrote the Who's Who thread for nothing.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 19, 2015, 04:02:19 PM
It's like I wrote the Who's Who thread for nothing.

Now, now, Ms Howl.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Hello Waffles on January 19, 2015, 04:35:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 19, 2015, 04:02:19 PM
It's like I wrote the Who's Who thread for nothing.

Now, now, Ms Howl.

Don't you "now, now" me, you sexist pig.  All of you men are the same.
Molon Lube

EK WAFFLR

Now, Now missy. I am a beatiful viking princess. DON'T YOU DARE OPPRESS ME
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Hello Waffles on January 19, 2015, 04:39:40 PM
Now, Now missy. I am a beatiful viking princess. DON'T YOU DARE OPPRESS ME

Check your Belgian privilege.
Molon Lube

EK WAFFLR

The "check engine" light is blinking.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Hello Waffles on January 19, 2015, 04:48:43 PM
The "check engine" light is blinking.

You've lost an oxygen sensor on your privilege.  It won't hurt your privilege, but your butthurt efficiency will drop a bit, and you'll generate more pollution.
Molon Lube

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 19, 2015, 04:49:52 PM
Quote from: Hello Waffles on January 19, 2015, 04:48:43 PM
The "check engine" light is blinking.

You've lost an oxygen sensor on your privilege.  It won't hurt your privilege, but your butthurt efficiency will drop a bit, and you'll generate more pollution.

Does this mean I have to dig up the spiked buttplug?
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Hello Waffles on January 19, 2015, 04:56:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 19, 2015, 04:49:52 PM
Quote from: Hello Waffles on January 19, 2015, 04:48:43 PM
The "check engine" light is blinking.

You've lost an oxygen sensor on your privilege.  It won't hurt your privilege, but your butthurt efficiency will drop a bit, and you'll generate more pollution.

Does this mean I have to dig up the spiked buttplug?

I'd leave it where it is, or you're likely to do yourself an injury.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 19, 2015, 04:01:51 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 19, 2015, 04:00:30 PM
Quote from: Rev. Mondo Anvil on January 19, 2015, 03:26:48 PM
To Mr. Pennyworth:

:lulz:

He isn't even vaguely bothering to read the rest of the board and get to know us. I call troll.

I call you mister all the time, mister.

YES BUT THERE ARE REASONS!  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 19, 2015, 04:49:52 PM
Quote from: Hello Waffles on January 19, 2015, 04:48:43 PM
The "check engine" light is blinking.

You've lost an oxygen sensor on your privilege.  It won't hurt your privilege, but your butthurt efficiency will drop a bit, and you'll generate more pollution.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Thread redeemed.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Q. G. Pennyworth

I will say beating my head against the brick wall of Scientology did force me to re-evaluate my flaky pagan ways, as I had been super into consensus reality shit and here I was making fun of these guys for their ridiculous consensus reality shit that obviously wasn't working. These days I try to reserve my lying to myself for things where the lies can actually change things (see: "you are the scariest thing in this room").