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hello
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:38:27 am »
Just thought I'd introduce myself.I don't have much to say...yet.Just glad to be a part of the forum. Thanks for having me.

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Re: hello
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2015, 03:03:06 am »
Hey there, new guy!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: hello
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2015, 05:35:30 pm »
Hi there!

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Re: hello
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2015, 08:05:03 pm »
Howdy.
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Re: hello
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2015, 11:31:37 pm »
Gaman at hitta þik.
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Re: hello
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2015, 09:02:21 pm »
Howdy, Roy Howard. Any relation to Emo Howard?
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Re: hello
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2015, 03:53:28 am »
Howdy!
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Re: hello
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2015, 04:49:47 am »
*squints*
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Re: hello
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2015, 06:42:22 am »
*squints*

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It's some form of humanoid I think sir.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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Re: hello
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2015, 01:01:53 pm »
*squints*

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It's some form of humanoid I think sir.

Its behavior is most illogical, Captain. It seems to be happy to be here.
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Re: hello
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2015, 01:07:16 pm »
Welcome to the Worst Forum On The Internet.

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Re: hello
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2015, 08:14:18 pm »
*squints*

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It's some form of humanoid I think sir.

Its behavior is most illogical, Captain. It seems to be happy to be here.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: hello
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2015, 03:04:19 am »
No I am not related to the gentleman named Eom Howard,but I'm certain he's a handsome guy and a swell dancer.

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Re: hello
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2015, 03:31:02 am »
*squints*

*hand you glasses*

It's some form of humanoid I think sir.

*squints more, possibly even a full-out stink eye*
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Re: hello
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2015, 03:31:52 am »
Welcome to the Worst Forum On The Internet.

No offense to him in particular, but judging from recent new guys, that was the only post he'll make.
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