Explaining eris

[The Wizard Joseph]

I always liked how Homer completely glossed over Eris having three arms.

I only just noticed that, myself.

Naw man shit had gone different. Dead guy was on a rope. Fool rode past and tried to lasso her off her feet but had rope around his waste thinking that would help. It broke him in half cuz she didn't budge and the horse was at full tilt.  Fuckin historical poets.  Always skimping on the deets.

[hooplala]

You're all forgetting Eris became very tall during carnage. Somewhere he says she starts off very small and by the time the fighting is over her head brushes the clouds... it something.

She could be holding the first two in one hand.

And to the OP, I've mostly stopped trying the explain it to other people, but if i did, it would be close to how Emo Howard explains it.

[hooplala]

I sure as hell would NEVER explain it like Roy Howard did. Ever.