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OPEN BAR: NO CISNORMATIVE ELVEN PATRIARCHS ALLOWED

Started by Cain, January 22, 2015, 08:40:32 PM

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"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Waffling on April 05, 2015, 09:01:41 PM
Finished Candy Box 2 today. Fun times.

That's really what life is all about, isn't it?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on April 05, 2015, 08:49:29 PM
I HATH RISEN.

The invisible hand of the free market has seen fit to gift us with your presence. Clearly, small moderation is the way to go.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Cain

More mice in the office.  Sent angry email.  Nothing will be done.

I'm fairly sure that's a haiku, now I think about it.

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cain on April 06, 2015, 01:35:48 AM
More mice in the office.  Sent angry email.  Nothing will be done.

I'm fairly sure that's a haiku, now I think about it.

:lulz:

You should start a haiku series about your workplace, with the goal of one haiku for every fucked-up thing that happens.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 06, 2015, 03:36:16 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 06, 2015, 01:35:48 AM
More mice in the office.  Sent angry email.  Nothing will be done.

I'm fairly sure that's a haiku, now I think about it.

:lulz:

You should start a haiku series about your workplace, with the goal of one haiku for every fucked-up thing that happens.

I just found a new religion.

Cain, you gotta do this.  If you do it, I'll do it.
Molon Lube

Cain

#1149
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 06, 2015, 03:36:16 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 06, 2015, 01:35:48 AM
More mice in the office.  Sent angry email.  Nothing will be done.

I'm fairly sure that's a haiku, now I think about it.

:lulz:

You should start a haiku series about your workplace, with the goal of one haiku for every fucked-up thing that happens.

Review date made
But the Boss is off that day
Har har, so funnay.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cain

Stay up all night
Finally go off shift, can sleep
Asked to work days.

Doktor Howl

Expect a few after tomorrow's morning staff meeting.  I can sense it.
Molon Lube

Cain

Staff meeting was
like going to the dentist
teeth pulled out forever

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."