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Started by Cain, January 22, 2015, 08:40:32 PM

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Cain

January 22, 2015, 08:40:32 PM
Also, Roger rediscovers Lady Gaga CD in his office, Filthy Assistant has a stroke.

Coincidence?  I think not.  If only Dave Mustaine could figure out the connection....

Doktor Howl

#1
January 22, 2015, 08:53:15 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 22, 2015, 08:40:32 PM
Also, Roger rediscovers Lady Gaga CD in his office, Filthy Assistant has a stroke.

Coincidence?  I think not.  If only Dave Mustaine could figure out the connection....

:mittens:
Molon Lube

EK WAFFLR

#2
January 22, 2015, 09:28:09 PM
Tour starts tomorrow. I'm excited.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Sung Low

#3
January 22, 2015, 09:43:46 PM
Not in relation to anything in this thread/board, but

I CALLED IT.

15 FUCKIN' YEARS AGO!!!





It's mine,


goddamnitt!!!





The d key has chosen to absent itself

Sung Low

#4
January 22, 2015, 09:44:38 PM
AAAAAArrrrergghhhhh!
The d key has chosen to absent itself

Eater of Clowns

#5
January 22, 2015, 09:46:12 PM Last Edit: January 22, 2015, 09:48:26 PM by Eater of Clowns
You aren't supposed to look at the light from the Ark.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Doktor Howl

#6
January 22, 2015, 09:47:37 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 22, 2015, 09:46:12 PM
You aren't supposed to look at the light from the Arc.

Ark.
Molon Lube

Eater of Clowns

#7
January 22, 2015, 09:48:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 22, 2015, 09:47:37 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 22, 2015, 09:46:12 PM
You aren't supposed to look at the light from the Arc.

Ark.

:argh!: I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF EDITING IT GIVE A GUY A BREAK
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

EK WAFFLR

#8
January 22, 2015, 09:55:44 PM
Awww. Adam Parfrey is mad at me for calling Dave "chemtrails" Mustaine sad and stupid.  :lulz:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

Doktor Howl

#9
January 22, 2015, 10:24:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 22, 2015, 09:48:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 22, 2015, 09:47:37 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 22, 2015, 09:46:12 PM
You aren't supposed to look at the light from the Arc.

Ark.

:argh!: I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF EDITING IT GIVE A GUY A BREAK

There are standards.  Your penance is the new thread I just started.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#10
January 22, 2015, 10:25:21 PM
Quote from: Hello Waffles on January 22, 2015, 09:55:44 PM
Awww. Adam Parfrey is mad at me for calling Dave "chemtrails" Mustaine sad and stupid.  :lulz:

I saw that.   :lulz:
Molon Lube

Eater of Clowns

#11
January 22, 2015, 10:59:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 22, 2015, 10:24:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 22, 2015, 09:48:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 22, 2015, 09:47:37 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 22, 2015, 09:46:12 PM
You aren't supposed to look at the light from the Arc.

Ark.

:argh!: I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF EDITING IT GIVE A GUY A BREAK

There are standards.  Your penance is the new thread I just started.

:spittake:
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

EK WAFFLR

#12
January 22, 2015, 11:42:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 22, 2015, 10:25:21 PM
Quote from: Hello Waffles on January 22, 2015, 09:55:44 PM
Awww. Adam Parfrey is mad at me for calling Dave "chemtrails" Mustaine sad and stupid.  :lulz:

I saw that.   :lulz:

We're sheeple, roger.  :sad:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
January 23, 2015, 07:15:42 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 22, 2015, 08:17:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 22, 2015, 08:13:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 22, 2015, 08:12:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 22, 2015, 08:05:09 PM
Well, I've had my afternoon excitement.

Filthy Assistant just had a stroke and fell over.  Ambulance has hauled him off.

Whoa.

Hey where can I get some of these CD deals, they sound like bitchin weapons.

Fucking vultures are already fighting over his office.   :lulz:

:aaa:

Give it to whomever stands vigil, hanging three days on the cooling tower.

Yesss
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
January 23, 2015, 07:18:13 AM
I haven't finished my paper for recitation tomorrow, which is after the exam that I'm not prepared for.

I have started the "socializing" part of my education, but 'm not really ready for it.

I should be in bed right now.

I hit the ground running tomorrow, and I have no idea when I come home. Fuuuuck.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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