ORIGINS thread.

[Ben Shapiro]

Weaponized brisket.   

LOL YES!

[Doktor Howl]

Everything you write about Nurse Enabler is awesome.

That's a self-preservation thing.  You guys are scary; SHE sleeps in the same bed as I do.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Everything you write about Nurse Enabler is awesome.

That's a self-preservation thing.  You guys are scary; SHE sleeps in the same bed as I do.

A wise man knows when his happiness is on the line.

[Doktor Howl]

Everything you write about Nurse Enabler is awesome.

That's a self-preservation thing.  You guys are scary; SHE sleeps in the same bed as I do.

A wise man knows when his happiness is on the line.

I was thinking a little further down Maslow's heirarchy, really. 

[Reginald Ret]

Everything you write about Nurse Enabler is awesome.

That's a self-preservation thing.  You guys are scary; SHE sleeps in the same bed as I do.

A wise man knows when his happiness is on the line.

I was thinking a little further down Maslow's heirarchy, really.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Everything you write about Nurse Enabler is awesome.

That's a self-preservation thing.  You guys are scary; SHE sleeps in the same bed as I do.

A wise man knows when his happiness is on the line.

I was thinking a little further down Maslow's heirarchy, really.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Everything you write about Nurse Enabler is awesome.

That's a self-preservation thing.  You guys are scary; SHE sleeps in the same bed as I do.

A wise man knows when his happiness is on the line.

I was thinking a little further down Maslow's heirarchy, really.

A sign of a man who gets it, and wishes to keep it. 

[The Wizard Joseph]

I've been getting flashes of scene and pieced of story about the opening of all this. I'll make it this week's project to get some of it out. Should I open a new thread when I do?

[Doktor Howl]

I've been getting flashes of scene and pieced of story about the opening of all this. I'll make it this week's project to get some of it out. Should I open a new thread when I do?

Naw.  Knock yourself out.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Much more to write up yet, but about the sword Cainad has...

Imagine a Hatori Hanzo sword perfectly melded with the essence of these marvelous blades. Imagine that it's edge is of the very finest possible configuration in a much cooler universe. It's edge approaches 2d. This is one of 12 known to have been made by The Richter Company before all those pesky UN resolutions went into effect and saw the finest and deadliest weapons ever crafted in the entire multiverse banned like a common book.

Richter himself is said to have destroyed all of them in a pique over how they do not UNDERSTAND. All save one were in fact destroyed by the only thing sharp enough to do so, Richter himself.


The remaining sword was not much to look at. Why it could have been some sort of replica.  Surely it had to be.
Yet in the elegantly, deceptively simple wooden scabbard was a magneto containment unit holding fast the most deadly blade still in existence.
This in the possession of the current most competent swordsman in the world, who also happened to be the baddest Jew since the Judges fell out of favor as a form of governance.

It sits behind the concession table at the carnival Cainad works at, swordsmanship being in low demand since many Richter Company products have made such skills... quaint.

The only other person who knew what it was being the foul mouthed wizard named Joseph that works the dart throwing scam across the way. They are both in deep with the Nigelite cult/gang that the carnival serves as a front and source of petty cash for.

[Cainad (dec.)]

 

[Doktor Howl]

 

[Ben Shapiro]

One for Charge and Binks?

[The Wizard Joseph]

One for Charge and Binks?

Say what now?

[Doktor Howl]

One for Charge and Binks?

DIBS!

I'll get on this shortly.