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Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, April 04, 2015, 05:45:47 PM

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Rococo Modem Basilisk

April 04, 2015, 05:45:47 PM
Inspired by this.

Here's a few to start off with:

The anesthesia didn't quite work.
Strange shapes blackened the sky.
Yesterday the shadow grew again.
Below, rows of sharp teeth.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Demolition Squid

#1
April 04, 2015, 06:11:05 PM
They don't remember the difference.
It is inside the house.
The walls keep changing color.
There wasn't time to scream.

And of course, the classic.

Mark all posts as read.
Vast and Roaring Nipplebeast from the Dawn of Soho

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
April 04, 2015, 06:21:20 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

EK WAFFLR

#3
April 04, 2015, 06:54:03 PM
She had too many teeth.
That night, I wasn't alone.
A voice said, you die.
He infected me with maggots.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
April 04, 2015, 07:23:44 PM
The scab came off again.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

EK WAFFLR

#5
April 04, 2015, 11:29:48 PM
And then, they were Nigeled.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Q. G. Pennyworth

#6
April 05, 2015, 03:06:52 AM
Didn't I lock this door?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
April 05, 2015, 07:25:56 AM
She said, I got this.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Vanadium Gryllz

#8
April 05, 2015, 08:45:54 AM
Time slowed to a stop.

There shouldn't be visitors tonight.

Sudden realisation: we are lost.

Sudden realisation: all is lost.
"I was fine until my skin came off.  I'm never going to South Attelboro again."

Pæs

#9
April 05, 2015, 09:55:32 AM
Describe Discordianism in one sentence.

Reginald Ret

#10
April 05, 2015, 12:38:07 PM
Only striped snakes are poisonous.

For Sale: Baby clothes, Unused.

5th Wallmart opening near you.

Politicians fully understand the consequences.

Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

LMNO

#11
April 05, 2015, 02:39:53 PM
They know, they don't care.

EK WAFFLR

#12
April 05, 2015, 03:44:48 PM
We thought they were dead.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Rococo Modem Basilisk

#13
April 05, 2015, 04:28:33 PM
But they were dead, yesterday...


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#14
April 05, 2015, 07:04:56 PM
I can't feel my legs.
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