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Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, April 04, 2015, 05:45:47 PM

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Rococo Modem Basilisk

Inspired by this.

Here's a few to start off with:

The anesthesia didn't quite work.
Strange shapes blackened the sky.
Yesterday the shadow grew again.
Below, rows of sharp teeth.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Demolition Squid

They don't remember the difference.
It is inside the house.
The walls keep changing color.
There wasn't time to scream.

And of course, the classic.

Mark all posts as read.
Vast and Roaring Nipplebeast from the Dawn of Soho

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


EK WAFFLR

She had too many teeth.
That night, I wasn't alone.
A voice said, you die.
He infected me with maggots.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


EK WAFFLR

And then, they were Nigeled.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Q. G. Pennyworth


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Vanadium Gryllz

Time slowed to a stop.

There shouldn't be visitors tonight.

Sudden realisation: we are lost.

Sudden realisation: all is lost.
"I was fine until my skin came off.  I'm never going to South Attelboro again."

Pæs

Describe Discordianism in one sentence.

Reginald Ret

Only striped snakes are poisonous.

For Sale: Baby clothes, Unused.

5th Wallmart opening near you.

Politicians fully understand the consequences.

Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

LMNO

They know, they don't care.

EK WAFFLR

We thought they were dead.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Rococo Modem Basilisk

But they were dead, yesterday...


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Q. G. Pennyworth