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Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, April 04, 2015, 05:45:47 PM

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#15
April 05, 2015, 07:19:21 PM
I have these horrible urges.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Reginald Ret

#16
April 05, 2015, 08:31:38 PM
I'm not usually like this.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Rococo Modem Basilisk

#17
April 05, 2015, 09:38:05 PM
I usually have fewer legs.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Reginald Ret

#18
April 05, 2015, 10:55:51 PM
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#19
April 05, 2015, 11:17:28 PM
Her eyes widened in anticipation.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Q. G. Pennyworth

#20
April 06, 2015, 02:28:56 AM
I can't find the baby.

Doktor Howl

#21
April 06, 2015, 04:24:50 AM
I know what I'm doing
Dok Howl never really does
Dongs flying into the street
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
April 06, 2015, 05:04:03 AM
 :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#23
April 06, 2015, 05:34:59 AM
Carpal tunnel; sex life over.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Demolition Squid

#24
April 06, 2015, 07:46:41 AM
Vast and Roaring Nipplebeast from the Dawn of Soho

Meunster

#25
April 07, 2015, 01:49:19 PM
Quote from: The Waffling on April 04, 2015, 06:54:03 PM
She had too many teeth.
That night, I wasn't alone.
A voice said, you die.
He infected me with maggots.

sounds more like an eldritch love story.
Poe's law ;)

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#26
April 07, 2015, 02:09:23 PM
Quote from: Meunster on April 07, 2015, 01:49:19 PM
Quote from: The Waffling on April 04, 2015, 06:54:03 PM
She had too many teeth.
That night, I wasn't alone.
A voice said, you die.
He infected me with maggots.

sounds more like an eldritch love story.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Q. G. Pennyworth

#27
April 07, 2015, 02:18:08 PM
This isn't my real face.
I'm sure it'll stop that.

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#28
April 08, 2015, 06:24:30 AM
I love the Food Babe.
All of them were reelected.
Edward Snowden, who is that?
I think those are teeth.
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#29
April 08, 2015, 11:59:45 AM
Quote from: Meunster on April 07, 2015, 01:49:19 PM
Quote from: The Waffling on April 04, 2015, 06:54:03 PM
She had too many teeth.
That night, I wasn't alone.
A voice said, you die.
He infected me with maggots.

sounds more like an eldritch love story.

HA!  :lulz:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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