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Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, April 04, 2015, 05:45:47 PM

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You  know, the things we find horrible say a lot about us.
I wonder how others would react to these flash fiction stories?
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Reginald Ret on April 09, 2015, 09:46:42 AM
You  know, the things we find horrible say a lot about us.
I wonder how others would react to these flash fiction stories?

A huge part of the reason these work is because of the context provided by the thread itself, allowing our imaginations to fill in why they're horrifying.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Rococo Modem Basilisk

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 10, 2015, 12:02:00 AM
Quote from: Reginald Ret on April 09, 2015, 09:46:42 AM
You  know, the things we find horrible say a lot about us.
I wonder how others would react to these flash fiction stories?

A huge part of the reason these work is because of the context provided by the thread itself, allowing our imaginations to fill in why they're horrifying.

Also, in part because of the community's common touch-stones. You'll note that, on average, the themes in the boingboing version of this thread are a *lot* different -- particularly the joke ones. (And on the scale of things, PD isn't all that much different from boingboing. Try doing the same thread on a Ron Paul board, or on the TOE forums, where the cultural milleiu is skewed in very different ways.)


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Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on April 10, 2015, 12:16:46 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 10, 2015, 12:02:00 AM
Quote from: Reginald Ret on April 09, 2015, 09:46:42 AM
You  know, the things we find horrible say a lot about us.
I wonder how others would react to these flash fiction stories?

A huge part of the reason these work is because of the context provided by the thread itself, allowing our imaginations to fill in why they're horrifying.

Also, in part because of the community's common touch-stones. You'll note that, on average, the themes in the boingboing version of this thread are a *lot* different -- particularly the joke ones. (And on the scale of things, PD isn't all that much different from boingboing. Try doing the same thread on a Ron Paul board, or on the TOE forums, where the cultural milleiu is skewed in very different ways.)
That sounds like an interesting sociological experiment.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

axod

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just this

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Multiple brides of Mormon Frankenstein

Hitler's brain in Stalin's body

EDIT:

A jacuzzi filled with teeth

Erotic use of severed leg

sewing anus shut prevents accidents

Icepick lobotomies make a comeback
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

It all started pleasantly enough.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Prelate Diogenes Shandor

An excised appendix becomes zombified

It's curable, for a price...

The tumor fills the building

CEO kills and eats employees

Help! My johnson fell off!

The body was 90% pus
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

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Reginald Ret

Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

axod

You stick around here now

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