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Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, April 04, 2015, 05:45:47 PM

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minuspace

Everything you touches razor-blade

Brother Mythos

There is a new "normal."
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

minuspace

Worlds orthogonal to your soul.

Freeky

Gonna Mark All As Read.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Brother Mythos

You're already circling the bowl.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

The Wizard Joseph

Eschaton emmanentized, and NOTHING happened.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

minuspace

Nothing is God remaining anonymous.

The Wizard Joseph

God is in fact eponymous.  :fnord:
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Brother Mythos

The natives are restless again.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

The whole game is rigged.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Ziegejunge

Every oasis is a mirage.

Brother Mythos

Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

Guns empower the mentally ill.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

Tax breaks trump healthy constituents.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.