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Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, April 04, 2015, 05:45:47 PM

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Brother Mythos

The Human Condition mostly sucks.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

The Wizard Joseph

The Human Condition is infectious
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

The Wizard Joseph

Internet is a disease vector
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

MMIX

Computer virus claims first human
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

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Brother Mythos

Guns banned at NRA forum.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

axod

Being the membrane of eternity
just this

Brother Mythos

The NRA now claims victimhood.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

A plutocracy has been empowered.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

minuspace

Now we only make weapons.

axod

Winning is a mining shaft
just this

Capeditiea

Suddenly, thousand zombie racoons attack.
The Goddess of Discord = 67 = Eris Kallisti Discordja = 67 = Gnosis Goddess of Art and Creativity = 67 = Capeditiea = 67 = Goddess of Enigma
[GoN]

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 10:21:16 PM
It was fucking horrible.  Do not trust your younger self.

bpseudopod

Man has two left hands.

Capeditiea

Giant Mutated Flying Wasp Spiders
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[GoN]

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 10:21:16 PM
It was fucking horrible.  Do not trust your younger self.

Brother Mythos

Elections often have dire consequences.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.