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Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, April 04, 2015, 05:45:47 PM

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LMNO

Quote from: Brother Mythos on October 15, 2018, 11:12:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 15, 2018, 11:00:18 PM
The mass hilarity begins at the very bottom of page 2.

Discordian Fundamentalists really do exist.

Check it out.

Al Qədic

School bans graffiti
"Us? Boring!?" :kingmeh:
There is no reason to,
Be ashamed of poetry. It,
Is natural. But you should,
Still do it in private,
And wash your hands afterward.

chaotic neutral observer

Everybody's waiting on everybody else.

Nothing will ever get done.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Al Qədic

Sweet Chaos sews: a seed.
Booming Discord grows: a tree.
Pungent Confusion blooms: four flowers.
Prickly Bureaucracy looms: for hours.
Orange Aftermath sets: "Hit RESET."
There is no reason to,
Be ashamed of poetry. It,
Is natural. But you should,
Still do it in private,
And wash your hands afterward.

Brother Mythos

Make America Great Again. Again.

chaotic neutral observer

Sunnyside Mortuary and Sausage Hut.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

The Wizard Joseph

You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

It was even worse before
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

TastyCle

Very painful to get rid of, why even bother.

rentspel

I believe in flat earth
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Brother Mythos

The flag's at half mast.

Brother Mythos

Judicial ethics are now optional.

Brother Mythos

I see dead sock puppets.



Brother Mythos

It's last call for alcohol!

Brother Mythos