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Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, April 04, 2015, 05:45:47 PM

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The head transplant failed horribly.
The head lived for weeks.
There was so much blood.
The surgeon checked himself in.
He couldn't stop hearing it.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 10, 2015, 05:53:44 PM
Ok, I think this helps.




It all started pleasantly enough.  Yesterday, the shadow grew again.  Strange shapes blackened the sky.  The walls kept changing color.  There's something outside the window.  Her eyes widened in anticipation.  It was an insular community.  We thought they were dead.  But they were dead, yesterday...  There wasn't time to scream. 

The sun didn't rise today.  No one sees color here.  They don't remember the difference.  It is inside the house.  That night, I wasn't alone.  A voice said, "You die". There shouldn't be visitors tonight.  Didn't I lock this door?

I spoke into the silence.  "I'm not usually like this.  I can't feel my legs." 

She said, "I got this."  She had too many teeth.  Time slowed to a stop.  "This won't hurt a bit."  The anesthesia didn't quite work.  The scab came off again.  It had been an eye.  Below, rows of sharp teeth.  I think those are teeth.  "It's curable, for a price."

My voice seemed far away.  "I can't find the baby.  I have these horrible urges." 

"They know, they just don't care."  Her eyes followed the wound.  "This isn't my real face." 

But there was no face...


Shit. That was awesome!
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Prelate Diogenes Shandor

My guts are spilling out
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

EK WAFFLR

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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axod

Blinking eye of hairy teeth
just this

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#80
Reversed anus sucks things in

The 'eat knocked-out teeth' diet

No more comedies, only dramas

He missed his own funeral

Pureed baby protein health shake

They snorted my grandma's ashes

Molten lead enema and douche

Eyes inserted into the ears

Needles inserted into the eyes

Absolutely nothing outside this room

It's like you never existed

Smoke barber hair every day

Why is my body hollow?

No universe outside the house

We're dust in the wind

Plague sure made a comeback

The south shall rise again

You could all die tomorrow

He had ears for eyes

I ate my own corpse
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

LMNO

I appreciate the effort, but I'm getting the feeling the intent of this thread has severely shifted.

Doktor Howl

Nothing can stop me now.
Molon Lube

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#83
Lava lamp filled with meat

Designer baby skin handbag

handbag filled with real hands

potholes filled up with blood

They razored off my scrotum

Hands switched out with feet

They drowned in human blood

chainsaw shoved up the ass

Mother bird regurgitates corpse pieces

savory delicious beef-fed beef

Vomit until your stomach prolapses

What happened to the sun!?

Increasing influence of the MPAA

They executed him two times

No, it hasn't been photoshopped

I only eat human toes

Snowman comes alive; rapes kids

I'm wearing your grandma's skin

Sports bottle filled with pus

Asphyxiated by unusually extreme flatulence

Carpooling with some stolen corpses

Eat shit and poop food

The universe is just doomed

Nothing ever really mattered anyway

He's posessed by Nixon's ghost

They made him eat himself
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

Q. G. Pennyworth


Meunster

I still do love you.
He is nicer to me
I will never forget you
I just want to experiment
I think it is best
You should try experimentation too.
It was only two weeks
I never  loved him much
Can we get back together?
You do not deserve me
Your trust is completely gone?
How can you forgive me?
This all makes no sense
I didn't even kiss him
Oh, you did much more
The sex was much better?
But you prefer my personality?
I guess that is fair.
Please tell me, together forever?

Accepted back, but not welcomed.

Atleast we are back together
We both have some regrets
Glad we can move on
I hope we grow closer

This will take some time
I hope we fix it.


Not all terrors are eldritch
I fucked up the prompt




Poe's law ;)

LMNO


MMIX

Smiling, LMNO licked his lips.
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#88
I shouldn't have three arms

Why won't my eyes open

Lamprey mouth for an asshole

I turned into a republican

Geological stratum made of flesh

I forgot about the test!

Curse of the shrinking testes

Partially absorbed deformed fetal twin

Wednesday's the feast of St.Dracula

No. There are no answers.

His heart's on my mantle

Chest cavity packed with glass
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."