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Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, April 04, 2015, 05:45:47 PM

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Meunster

#90
April 13, 2015, 03:51:01 AM
Rush limbaugh was right.
Poe's law ;)

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#91
April 13, 2015, 07:45:16 AM
You are a total failure

You'll never amount to anything

You'll always be a failure

also...

Descending colon filled with bees
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.

a plague on both your houses -Mercutio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
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It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft

He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q

You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata

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#92
April 13, 2015, 11:46:25 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on April 13, 2015, 07:45:16 AM
Descending colon filled with bees

Yeah, it might hurt to get your anal canal stung a few times. But maybe it would be worth it if you could jettison your payload and fill a room full of bankers with a cloud of angry, poopy bees.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#93
April 13, 2015, 05:43:17 PM
I would pay good money to be able to fart bees.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#94
April 13, 2015, 07:11:47 PM
return of the deranged ex

All laughter is now forbidden

growing numbers in abrahamic faiths

shoes filled with broken glass

the reanimation of Jack Valenti
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.

a plague on both your houses -Mercutio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8

It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft

He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q

You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata

Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

Doktor Howl

#95
April 13, 2015, 07:54:17 PM
Shut up and soldier, soldier.
Molon Lube

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#96
April 14, 2015, 05:28:27 AM Last Edit: April 14, 2015, 07:30:08 AM by Prelate Diogenes Shandor
They made him kill himself

They tried to ban porno

Paul Ryan will be president

North Korean style internet censorship

Twenty one inch anal circumference

The root canal didn't work

The tumor has become malignant

Impaled with seven hundred spikes

Today's special is human liver

More violent than any videogame

The sun eclipses the moon

Hollowed out body walking around

Industrial robot arm prostate examination

That house wasn't there yesterday

Blood shouldn't be that color
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.

a plague on both your houses -Mercutio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8

It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft

He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q

You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata

Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

Reginald Ret

#97
April 14, 2015, 10:59:27 AM
PDS, if all those things you post are horror for you... Do you need to talk to someone?
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#98
April 14, 2015, 03:13:44 PM Last Edit: April 14, 2015, 03:27:14 PM by Prelate Diogenes Shandor
no, but they are generally horrifying, or at least disturbing.

The only ones I personally worry about are the depressing/existentialist ones ("the universe is just doomed", "you'll always be a failure", "it's like you never existed", etc), the political ones ("Paul Ryan will be president", "they tried to ban pornography"), and the one about forgetting the test which is similar to a recurring nightmare I have.

All the others would fit right in in horror films though

I watch a lot of horror films
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.

a plague on both your houses -Mercutio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8

It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft

He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q

You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata

Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

axod

#99
April 15, 2015, 04:17:48 AM
... until everyone is on board
just this

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#100
April 16, 2015, 08:18:36 AM
The gravity's much stronger today

Why's there an extra sun?
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.

a plague on both your houses -Mercutio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8

It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft

He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q

You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata

Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#101
April 16, 2015, 08:28:58 AM
I remember the original genome.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Eater of Clowns

#102
April 16, 2015, 01:41:52 PM
The horror won't end until
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Demolition Squid

#103
April 16, 2015, 01:54:10 PM
Morale Improvement Measures now active.
Vast and Roaring Nipplebeast from the Dawn of Soho

Reginald Ret

#104
April 16, 2015, 10:23:21 PM
Quote from: Demolition Squid on April 16, 2015, 01:54:10 PM
Morale Improvement Measures now active.
:nope:

The courtroom has become obsolete.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"
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