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Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, April 04, 2015, 05:45:47 PM

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minuspace

#135
April 30, 2015, 10:11:22 AM
Four Twenty Zenzizenzizenzic over six

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#136
May 02, 2015, 03:35:54 AM
I am apologise unconditionally
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

minuspace

#137
May 02, 2015, 05:04:37 AM
Jetfuel, check.  Order steal beamz:

axod

#138
May 03, 2015, 12:04:33 AM
One size will fit all.
just this

BeaArthurDent

#139
May 03, 2015, 05:00:21 AM
There is no more beer.

minuspace

#140
May 03, 2015, 05:59:27 AM
The glasses are always clean.

LMNO

#141
May 03, 2015, 11:09:08 PM
Quote from: LuciferX on May 03, 2015, 05:59:27 AM
The glasses are always clean.

I don't know why, but this one really works for me.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#142
May 04, 2015, 06:15:17 AM
PUSSY DON'T HAVE NO MOTOR!
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#143
May 04, 2015, 07:46:16 AM
You're wasting your time here
Remember that you will die
Life could be better used
It's later than you think
Be glad you're healthy now
Bugs living in my body
Bugs climbing from the drain
The toilet is working backwards
Sewage drips from the ceiling
It's like haiku, but stupid
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.

a plague on both your houses -Mercutio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8

It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft

He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q

You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata

Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

axod

#144
May 04, 2015, 07:56:14 AM
Thou art not yet ready
just this

MMIX

#145
May 04, 2015, 10:07:24 AM
I'm standing right behind you
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

Eater of Clowns

#146
May 04, 2015, 01:38:14 PM
Welcome to Los Angeles Desert.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#147
May 19, 2015, 07:57:54 AM
All my skin blistered off
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.

a plague on both your houses -Mercutio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8

It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft

He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q

You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata

Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

Q. G. Pennyworth

#148
May 19, 2015, 12:08:01 PM
In the end, nobody cared.
Nobody noticed much of anything.
Their struggle was for naught.
We all become monsters eventually.

Reginald Ret

#149
May 19, 2015, 12:28:36 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 19, 2015, 12:08:01 PM
In the end, nobody cared.
Nobody noticed much of anything.
Their struggle was for naught.
We all become monsters eventually.
Wow, so true.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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