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Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, April 04, 2015, 05:45:47 PM

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axod

#165
May 20, 2015, 09:38:28 PM
Aha, aha aha aha aha.
just this

EK WAFFLR

#166
May 20, 2015, 11:05:01 PM
This won't hurt at all.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Dubya

#167
May 20, 2015, 11:16:42 PM
Everything's going according to plan.
"Gold Medalist of the 2015 David Cameron Memorial Barnyard Olympics."

POFP

#168
May 21, 2015, 01:56:00 AM
My dog ate cat shit


Then vomited on my bed


Ant eaters tongue my asshole
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

Reginald Ret

#169
May 21, 2015, 07:21:21 AM
Quote from: axod on May 20, 2015, 09:38:28 PM
I am apologise unconditionally Show me the post.
That is 8 words, you fail!
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

POFP

#170
May 21, 2015, 04:27:56 PM
Someone else took the credit


Someone stole my gotdamn phone!
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

Dubya

#171
May 21, 2015, 04:30:54 PM
They all thought me mad.
"Gold Medalist of the 2015 David Cameron Memorial Barnyard Olympics."

Sung Low

#172
May 21, 2015, 06:49:03 PM
McDonald's for every meal. Forever.
The d key has chosen to absent itself

POFP

#173
May 21, 2015, 06:55:58 PM
John Galt's probably a cunt
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

Dubya

#174
May 21, 2015, 09:34:44 PM
Suddenly, there came a tapping

:lulz:
"Gold Medalist of the 2015 David Cameron Memorial Barnyard Olympics."

Reginald Ret

#175
May 21, 2015, 10:44:56 PM
Quote from: Dubya on May 21, 2015, 09:34:44 PM
Suddenly, there came a tapping

:lulz:
:lol:

Only this, and nothing more
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

axod

#176
May 22, 2015, 01:48:54 AM
Quote from: Reginald Ret on May 21, 2015, 07:21:21 AM
Quote from: axod on May 20, 2015, 09:38:28 PM
I am apologise unconditionally Show me the post.
That is 8 words, you fail!
You forgot you blocked me?!?
just this

LMNO

#177
May 23, 2015, 09:49:25 PM
JUST KEEP PUSHING THE SWING.

Dubya

#178
May 23, 2015, 10:05:40 PM
 :horrormirth:
"Gold Medalist of the 2015 David Cameron Memorial Barnyard Olympics."

Q. G. Pennyworth

#179
May 24, 2015, 01:34:19 AM
Atop a mountain of femurs.
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