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Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, April 04, 2015, 05:45:47 PM

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Brother Mythos

The virus has mutated again.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Ziegejunge

Ronald McDonald, fisher of men.

Brother Mythos

It's at the tipping point.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

It's an absolutely foolproof design.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

minuspace

It has integrated security measures.

Brother Mythos

It has built-in failsafes.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

POFP

It has PTERODACTYLS, SHIT-FUCK.
This Certified Popeā„¢ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

minuspace

Void is the eternal Core.

Q. G. Pennyworth

She didn't need bones anyway.

Brother Mythos

Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

Sociopaths can own semiautomatic rifles.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

Quote from: Gray Area on June 12, 2016, 05:22:15 PM
Quote from: Gray Area on June 11, 2016, 09:05:29 AM
It's an absolutely foolproof design.

Quote from: LuciferX on June 11, 2016, 09:10:27 PM
It has integrated security measures.

Quote from: Gray Area on June 11, 2016, 11:30:35 PM
It has built-in failsafes.

It's state-of-the-art.

It's controlled by Artificial Intelligence.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Q. G. Pennyworth

Somebody wanted it this way.

Brother Mythos

Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Junkenstein

Quote from: Gray Area on June 16, 2016, 04:25:54 PM
Quote from: Gray Area on May 27, 2016, 03:33:34 PM
The virus has mutated again.

It's now a super-virus.

Syphilis continues to spread worldwide.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.