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Brother Mythos

#420
February 09, 2017, 04:34:44 PM
Malignant narcissism has no cure.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Chucklemaster

#421
February 13, 2017, 12:30:49 AM
Schoolchildren studying your life.
blah blah blah the rest of the song

tyrannosaurus vex

#422
February 13, 2017, 12:35:30 AM
Quote from: Chucklemaster on February 13, 2017, 12:30:49 AM
Schoolchildren studying your life.

Code Select
2 + 2 = 5
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Wizard Joseph

#423
February 13, 2017, 02:09:29 AM
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

tyrannosaurus vex

#424
February 13, 2017, 04:46:33 AM
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Wizard Joseph

#425
February 13, 2017, 05:50:57 AM
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Salty

#426
February 13, 2017, 06:15:07 PM
I helped them to death.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Wizard Joseph

#427
February 13, 2017, 07:48:43 PM
People are still rimming Crowley.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Brother Mythos

#428
February 14, 2017, 06:04:07 PM
Some men are born posthumously.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Ziegejunge

#429
February 14, 2017, 07:45:09 PM
Carnival barkers know your mind.

Brother Mythos

#430
February 16, 2017, 06:09:36 AM
Many prefer delusion to truth.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

tyrannosaurus vex

#431
February 16, 2017, 06:50:28 AM
People do their very best.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Wizard Joseph

#432
February 16, 2017, 07:42:36 AM
Quote from: V3X on February 16, 2017, 06:50:28 AM
People do their very best.

This is the worst story.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#433
February 17, 2017, 03:19:59 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Brother Mythos

#434
February 21, 2017, 08:59:50 PM
The bell tolls for thee.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.
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