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Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, April 04, 2015, 05:45:47 PM

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Brother Mythos

#450
March 28, 2017, 06:10:51 AM
Comrade Trump's hunting Big Bird.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

#451
March 30, 2017, 07:12:31 AM
Tax breaks are worth treason.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

#452
April 04, 2017, 12:09:00 PM
Dishonest Don might become competent.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

#453
April 06, 2017, 12:49:34 PM
Mmmmm, I feel lucky today!
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

#454
April 11, 2017, 06:51:45 PM
War is a publicity stunt.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

The Wizard Joseph

#455
April 11, 2017, 08:42:03 PM
Reality never had a chance.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Brother Mythos

#456
April 13, 2017, 03:48:02 PM
ALL options on the table.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

tyrannosaurus vex

#457
April 13, 2017, 05:02:04 PM
Minutes pass slower than years.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

POFP

#458
April 17, 2017, 10:28:54 PM
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

Brother Mythos

#459
April 18, 2017, 07:47:41 PM
The end justifies the means.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

#460
April 20, 2017, 02:51:37 PM
Responsibility is for other people.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

hansga

#461
April 26, 2017, 06:38:32 PM
You have a presentation tomorrow!
Vill du istället spela på en schyst sida kan du spana in hemsida där du hittar en mängd
bonusar som du kan ha roligt med.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#462
April 28, 2017, 03:37:27 AM
Quote from: hansga on April 26, 2017, 06:38:32 PM
You have a presentation tomorrow!

AAAAAAAGH, I'M GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES!  :x
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

minuspace

#463
April 30, 2017, 11:33:04 PM
Concentration camps monopolize attention economy.

minuspace

#464
May 06, 2017, 07:10:50 AM
 Everything makes sense, because aliens.
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