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Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, April 04, 2015, 05:45:47 PM

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Eldrich arms around a dick.
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Quote from: Kai on May 12, 2017, 01:45:46 AM
Eldrich arms around a dick.

Five word porn is a different thread.

Kai

Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 12, 2017, 01:33:35 PM
Quote from: Kai on May 12, 2017, 01:45:46 AM
Eldrich arms around a dick.

Five word porn is a different thread.

Insect genitalia is pornographic?

Well.

I guess that explains a lot.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: Kai on May 12, 2017, 08:28:08 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 12, 2017, 01:33:35 PM
Quote from: Kai on May 12, 2017, 01:45:46 AM
Eldrich arms around a dick.

Five word porn is a different thread.

Insect genitalia is pornographic?

Well.

I guess that explains a lot.

Everything's porn if you're sufficiently dedicated.

The Good Reverend Roger

Leftist trogdolytes without advanced degrees.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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