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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #495 on: June 18, 2017, 07:30:35 am »
Everything you touches razor-blade

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #496 on: June 20, 2017, 10:07:07 pm »
There is a new “normal.”

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« Reply #497 on: June 21, 2017, 09:03:04 pm »
Worlds orthogonal to your soul.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #498 on: June 21, 2017, 09:29:17 pm »
Gonna Mark All As Read.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #499 on: June 21, 2017, 09:57:55 pm »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #500 on: June 22, 2017, 08:02:34 am »
You’re already circling the bowl.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #501 on: June 23, 2017, 12:47:56 am »
Eschaton emmanentized, and NOTHING happened.
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Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #502 on: June 23, 2017, 11:19:52 pm »
Nothing is God remaining anonymous.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #503 on: June 24, 2017, 01:37:20 am »
God is in fact eponymous.  :fnord:
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #504 on: June 27, 2017, 04:56:46 pm »
The natives are restless again.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #505 on: July 01, 2017, 10:06:00 am »
The whole game is rigged.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #506 on: July 05, 2017, 06:41:19 pm »
Every oasis is a mirage.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #507 on: July 06, 2017, 11:01:53 am »
The fix is still in.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #508 on: July 13, 2017, 09:11:29 pm »
Guns empower the mentally ill.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #509 on: July 17, 2017, 01:40:11 pm »
Tax breaks trump healthy constituents.