Five word horror

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Horror is the Other's absence.

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Abort all the pregnant babies.

[Smillsoid]

The door was open.
The windows had gone.
Nobody was crying.
Chewy and porous texture.

[chaotic neutral observer]

The door was open.
The windows had gone.
Nobody was crying.
Chewy and porous texture.

You are doing it wrong.
This is five word horror.

[Brother Mythos]

Syphilis ate the POTUS's brain.

[axod]

Trauma, in service of memory.

[Brother Mythos]

Trump is a Discordian Saint.

[Doktor Howl]

Trump is a Discordian Saint.

I'd say more of a Knight of Discordia.

[Brother Mythos]

Trump is a Discordian Saint.

I'd say more of a Knight of Discordia.

Please enlighten me, Doktor Howl.

[Doktor Howl]

Trump is a Discordian Saint.

I'd say more of a Knight of Discordia.

Please enlighten me, Doktor Howl.

A knight of Discordia is a person that increases the level of chaos around them merely by existing.  This can be good or bad, makes no difference.  RAW, I believe, proposed that members of the Joint Chiefs of Staff are automatically knighted. George W Bush is another good example.


Discordian sainthood usually implies that someone has a massively positive influence in this manner.  Pedro II of Brazil, Emperor Norton, The Merry Pranksters, etc.

[Brother Mythos]

Trump is a Discordian Saint.

I'd say more of a Knight of Discordia.

Please enlighten me, Doktor Howl.

A knight of Discordia is a person that increases the level of chaos around them merely by existing.  This can be good or bad, makes no difference.  RAW, I believe, proposed that members of the Joint Chiefs of Staff are automatically knighted. George W Bush is another good example.


Discordian sainthood usually implies that someone has a massively positive influence in this manner.  Pedro II of Brazil, Emperor Norton, The Merry Pranksters, etc.

I am not yet enlightened.

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,2080.0.html

[Doktor Howl]

Trump is a Discordian Saint.

I'd say more of a Knight of Discordia.

Please enlighten me, Doktor Howl.

A knight of Discordia is a person that increases the level of chaos around them merely by existing.  This can be good or bad, makes no difference.  RAW, I believe, proposed that members of the Joint Chiefs of Staff are automatically knighted. George W Bush is another good example.


Discordian sainthood usually implies that someone has a massively positive influence in this manner.  Pedro II of Brazil, Emperor Norton, The Merry Pranksters, etc.

I am not yet enlightened.

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,2080.0.html

Neither was I, at that time.  That conversation, however, led to the hilarious Eris Von Tartarus/Prince Tao Jones shenanigans, after Tao started quoting chapter and verse at us.

[Doktor Howl]

The mass hilarity begins at the very bottom of page 2.

[Brother Mythos]

The mass hilarity begins at the very bottom of page 2.

Discordian Fundamentalists really do exist.

[Doktor Howl]

The mass hilarity begins at the very bottom of page 2.

Discordian Fundamentalists really do exist.

Well, yes.  That - the Tao/EvT thing - ended in horror, madness, and death, so it all turned out okay.