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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #660 on: December 11, 2018, 01:09:21 pm »
The mass hilarity begins at the very bottom of page 2.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #661 on: February 02, 2019, 05:45:03 am »
School bans graffiti
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #662 on: February 15, 2019, 01:57:51 pm »
Everybody's waiting on everybody else.

Nothing will ever get done.
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #663 on: February 15, 2019, 11:25:51 pm »
Sweet Chaos sews: a seed.
Booming Discord grows: a tree.
Pungent Confusion blooms: four flowers.
Prickly Bureaucracy looms: for hours.
Orange Aftermath sets: "Hit RESET."
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #664 on: June 26, 2019, 12:29:34 am »
Make America Great Again. Again.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #665 on: July 13, 2019, 09:21:21 pm »
Sunnyside Mortuary and Sausage Hut.
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #666 on: July 13, 2019, 10:47:37 pm »
Sunnyside Mortuary and Sausage Hut.

I'm a happy customer there!
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #667 on: July 15, 2019, 03:25:34 pm »
It was even worse before
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #668 on: July 25, 2019, 12:44:20 pm »
I got used to gore
Very painful to get rid of, why even bother.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #669 on: August 25, 2021, 08:49:32 am »
I believe in flat earth
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