OPEN BAR: Top 10 things millenials hate about OB that we didn't know last week!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

EXCELLENT. I will check my diary tomorrow to see whether I'm Canadian yet.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Dammit auto-correct,  who taught you finger-fucking?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I just got back from  the Oregon coast, where it was a sunny and calm 75 degrees.

Back in Portland, where it is 93 degrees and projected to continue to be around 93 degrees for the rest of eternity and all our water is drying up and we're going to die. Everybody is going to die.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I just got back from  the Oregon coast, where it was a sunny and calm 75 degrees.

Back in Portland, where it is 93 degrees and projected to continue to be around 93 degrees for the rest of eternity and all our water is drying up and we're going to die. Everybody is going to die.

How will the bridges sing with no water?

[Doktor Howl]

I just got back from  the Oregon coast, where it was a sunny and calm 75 degrees.

Back in Portland, where it is 93 degrees and projected to continue to be around 93 degrees for the rest of eternity and all our water is drying up and we're going to die. Everybody is going to die.

How will the bridges sing with no water?

More horribly, what will be exposed as the rivers dry up?

[Doktor Howl]

EXCELLENT. I will check my diary tomorrow to see whether I'm Canadian yet.

I am stealing that, because it's so fucking good it doesn't need context.

[Doktor Howl]

I just admitted Kakofonous_A_Dischord to PD.

Because I hate everything and want to die.

[Chelagoras The Boulder]

Is it weird to consider going back to school for a computer science degree solely because I just watched Ex Machina?

[Reginald Ret]

Is it weird to consider going back to school for a computer science degree solely because I just watched Ex Machina?

No, but it is weird to ask if it is weird.

[Chelagoras The Boulder]

o well then given where we are, i think i'm alright then.

[Reginald Ret]

I would just like to say that I love these moments here, full of improvised silliness.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I just got back from  the Oregon coast, where it was a sunny and calm 75 degrees.

Back in Portland, where it is 93 degrees and projected to continue to be around 93 degrees for the rest of eternity and all our water is drying up and we're going to die. Everybody is going to die.

How will the bridges sing with no water?

More horribly, what will be exposed as the rivers dry up?

We're trying not to think about it, and we avoid eye contact while we make increasingly grim small talk about the weather.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I just admitted Kakofonous_A_Dischord to PD.

Because I hate everything and want to die.

Countdown to "You're all grayfaces because you don't accept me for your Discordian Guru/find word salad entertaining"?

[hooplala]

I just admitted Kakofonous_A_Dischord to PD.

Because I hate everything and want to die.

Countdown to "You're all grayfaces because you don't accept me for your Discordian Guru/find word salad entertaining"?

Maybe we should play this different this time. Either we love EVerything they say, and encourage more... or, we just answer more and more outlandishly to everything they post.

[Doktor Howl]

I just admitted Kakofonous_A_Dischord to PD.

Because I hate everything and want to die.

Countdown to "You're all grayfaces because you don't accept me for your Discordian Guru/find word salad entertaining"?

Maybe we should play this different this time. Either we love EVerything they say, and encourage more... or, we just answer more and more outlandishly to everything they post.

Look.  The world is ending.  The oceans are turning to slime.  I don't have to listen to outlandish types warble about nothing that makes sense while I fry to death on the desert sandstone.  Really, I don't.