OPEN BAR: Top 10 things millenials hate about OB that we didn't know last week!

[POFP]

It really does work well. I've walked into many site cabins with a couple of bags of ice and a fan in warm summers and been treated like jesus.

See, LuciferX?  This is actually useful advice.

Admittedly, I'll have to find some containers for said ice, and use my bedside table to place the ice on, but it doesn't involve hosing down a building of 200+ people, that I don't own.

I thought this place was where it was the thought that counts... Or maybe I'm misinterpreting playful banter as spiteful belittlement.

EDIT: As I read a bit more, and start to put some pieces together, it seems that maybe spiteful belittlement is a common treatment received from this LuciferX. Maybe your reaction is justified.

Anyways, I don't see why everyone says McDonald's is so bad. I just ate 4 McDoubles and I feel great.

[xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed)]

Mitt, is legit 1000% not joking the most disturbing thing Ive seen since Salo. A family of reptillians doing their best Brady Bunch impression for 90 minutes. If I didnt know who Mitt Romney was I would have assumed it was some kind of found footage horror movie and would spend the whole time waiting for the aliens to start bursting out of peoples chests.

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

Seems like. Not that often you get multiple bursts like last night, though. Usually just two or three single-shots.

I've never heard sirens after.

Wondering how I slept through a full blown gunfight in the neighborhood last night. My cup runneth over, really.

I heard that's what they use instead of bird songs at 82nd & Beach.

[Cain]

It really does work well. I've walked into many site cabins with a couple of bags of ice and a fan in warm summers and been treated like jesus.

See, LuciferX?  This is actually useful advice.

Admittedly, I'll have to find some containers for said ice, and use my bedside table to place the ice on, but it doesn't involve hosing down a building of 200+ people, that I don't own.

I thought this place was where it was the thought that counts... Or maybe I'm misinterpreting playful banter as spiteful belittlement.

EDIT: As I read a bit more, and start to put some pieces together, it seems that maybe spiteful belittlement is a common treatment received from this LuciferX. Maybe your reaction is justified.

Anyways, I don't see why everyone says McDonald's is so bad. I just ate 4 McDoubles and I feel great.

You're going to get toxic shits again.  Enjoy Venom raging out of your lower intestine.

[POFP]

You're going to get toxic shits again.  Enjoy Venom raging out of your lower intestine.

I did feel great. Now I feel fantastic.

It's not very often I get a second chance like this



But in all seriousness, you'd think that would bring Venom (of the anus) back, but I feel like my digestive system is immune to shit like this. If you know anything about the place called Waffle House, you'd know getting two of their Texas Bacon Cheesesteak Melts (Meat doubled as well, so it basically looks like a 5 inch wide pile of cheesesteak meat with some bread slices and cheese laying in it) with a large order of Hashbrowns "Smothered" with onions, "Covered" with cheese, "Chunked" with ham, and "Topped" with chili is practically digestive suicide. Or maybe a heart problem inducer. Anyways, I get that every time I go to Waffle House. And that used to be a few times a week. I only had the Venom rager once, and that was specifically from the blazin wings from the previous story.

[Doktor Howl]

Seems like. Not that often you get multiple bursts like last night, though. Usually just two or three single-shots.

I've never heard sirens after.

Wondering how I slept through a full blown gunfight in the neighborhood last night. My cup runneth over, really.

I heard that's what they use instead of bird songs at 82nd & Beach.

Quit top-posting, dammit.  It fucks everything up.

And no, Portland cops are too busy shooting people in the back of squadcars.  Coming to a place with actually dangerous crooks isn't their slice of pie, I hear.

[Doktor Howl]

Well, since the entire interbutts is dead, Ima go get sechs hair.

Yes, I know my head is bald.  I'll leave the whole thing up to your imagination.

[Chelagoras The Boulder]

Since last week I have reached out to my friend, said my sorries, and i'm gonna be taking him out to a comedy show this friday.

[EK WAFFLR]

Well, since the entire interbutts is dead, Ima go get sechs hair.

Yes, I know my head is bald.  I'll leave the whole thing up to your imagination.

Howl, are you gonna brylcreem your arse hair?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You're going to get toxic shits again.  Enjoy Venom raging out of your lower intestine.

I did feel great. Now I feel fantastic.

It's not very often I get a second chance like this




But in all seriousness, you'd think that would bring Venom (of the anus) back, but I feel like my digestive system is immune to shit like this. If you know anything about the place called Waffle House, you'd know getting two of their Texas Bacon Cheesesteak Melts (Meat doubled as well, so it basically looks like a 5 inch wide pile of cheesesteak meat with some bread slices and cheese laying in it) with a large order of Hashbrowns "Smothered" with onions, "Covered" with cheese, "Chunked" with ham, and "Topped" with chili is practically digestive suicide. Or maybe a heart problem inducer. Anyways, I get that every time I go to Waffle House. And that used to be a few times a week. I only had the Venom rager once, and that was specifically from the blazin wings from the previous story.

Oh my god, the Waffle House. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Well, since the entire interbutts is dead, Ima go get sechs hair.

Yes, I know my head is bald.  I'll leave the whole thing up to your imagination.

The internet is bizarrely dead. Even Facebook. I'm a member of what, 1200 groups? All dead.

I mean, I know it's Finals and everything (and holy shit the next two weeks, I am losing my shit a little) but c'mon, how can the whole Internet be dead? Has everyone just lost interest?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

On another note, my dog died. I have a QA up at OHSU and a class and then I will bury him. EFO is coming home for the burial.

[Cain]

You're going to get toxic shits again.  Enjoy Venom raging out of your lower intestine.

I did feel great. Now I feel fantastic.

It's not very often I get a second chance like this



But in all seriousness, you'd think that would bring Venom (of the anus) back, but I feel like my digestive system is immune to shit like this. If you know anything about the place called Waffle House, you'd know getting two of their Texas Bacon Cheesesteak Melts (Meat doubled as well, so it basically looks like a 5 inch wide pile of cheesesteak meat with some bread slices and cheese laying in it) with a large order of Hashbrowns "Smothered" with onions, "Covered" with cheese, "Chunked" with ham, and "Topped" with chili is practically digestive suicide. Or maybe a heart problem inducer. Anyways, I get that every time I go to Waffle House. And that used to be a few times a week. I only had the Venom rager once, and that was specifically from the blazin wings from the previous story.

I've actually never been to a Waffle House.  I don't think they have them in the UK.

Oh wait, there was one, but it's closed for forever.   Probably because most people think of this when waffles are mentioned:

[LMNO]

On another note, my dog died. I have a QA up at OHSU and a class and then I will bury him. EFO is coming home for the burial.

Ah, shit.

Sorry to hear that, Nigel.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

On another note, my dog died. I have a QA up at OHSU and a class and then I will bury him. EFO is coming home for the burial.

Ah, shit.

Sorry to hear that, Nigel.

Thanks

It's all right, really. The hardest part is that my kids are sad.