Author Topic: OPEN BAR: Top 10 things millenials hate about OB that we didn't know last week!  (Read 136193 times)

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Wasabi mayonnaise?  What is this wonderful sorcery?

Terrible demon-craft you mean? That poor wasabi....

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No, that actually sounds like it probably the best thing that could happen to mayonnaise. And I can't say I never eat it, it just has to be in a manner that I don't realize I am eating it. It does sound intriguing though. Certainly better than the sadness that is baconnaise.

It adds something that mayonnaise was missing.

Taste.

Haha, that would definitely be an improvement and I could see that working well. If I ever cross paths with this wasabi mayo, I may have to give it a try
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^ looking forward to them!
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I was surprise interviewed for the post above the one I applied for today.  Which I didn't know was open.  I think that is a good sign.

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Nice!

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We'll see.  School would mean dyslexic children, but it would be in with the younger boys.  Plus it's in the middle of fucking nowhere, on a giant country estate.  It's super fucking quiet.

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We'll see.  School would mean dyslexic children, but it would be in with the younger boys.  Plus it's in the middle of fucking nowhere, on a giant country estate.  It's super fucking quiet.

I used to assist teaching dyslexic kids, way the fuck back in the stone age when I was in university.

It's not so bad.
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We'll see.  School would mean dyslexic children, but it would be in with the younger boys.  Plus it's in the middle of fucking nowhere, on a giant country estate.  It's super fucking quiet.

I used to assist teaching dyslexic kids, way the fuck back in the stone age when I was in university.

It's not so bad.

I think some of my primary students were dyslexic, back when I was doing that.  They showed a lot of the indications, and I enjoyed teaching them.

As far as I can see, from the pastoral POV, the main "problems" are a) bundles of energy and b) low self-esteem.  The former is fine because I could stand to be more active anyway, and the latter...well, I've been in boarding houses with teenage girls who had enough self-esteem issues to warrant their own psych unit.

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I think my girlfriend's 6 yr old son may be dislexic.  I was under the impression that that's too you to tell, but I was wondering if anyone could point out a "giveaway"
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Didn't make it into the internship. :( They had us writing code for a week in a classroom with our fellow candidates.

But that's okay, that was some fierce competition and I made some friends. I'm just going to make them regret passing me over by writing some killer code and getting hired on at another company.

I need a montage.

Aw! Bummer. :( YOU WILL OVERCOME.
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Wifi-equipped viking ships.   :horrormirth:

HERE WE GO A-VIKING

BY WHICH WE MEAN EMAILING OUR LATTE ORDERS AHEAD SO WE DON'T HAVE TO WAIT
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”