Dirtbags, part 3

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

And then they would look at you, eyes all sad, and they would say "Man... that really hurt my feelings" and you would feel terrible.

What happens if you say "that was the point".  Do their heads explode?

It is more likely that they would light a cigarette, look at the ground, and say mournfully, "I don't know why you gotta be that way".

Trust me, I've had a lot of dates end that way.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

And then they would look at you, eyes all sad, and they would say "Man... that really hurt my feelings" and you would feel terrible.

Actually, my left eye would bug halfway out of my head, and my mouth would make noises.  Terrible noises.

Feel terrible, be terrible... six a one, half a dozen of the other.