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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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May 16, 2015, 05:00:50 AM




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POFP

#1
May 16, 2015, 08:20:40 AM
I expected things a horny youngster like myself could fap to... and be done with... but this erection is impossible to get rid of.
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

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Reginald Ret

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May 16, 2015, 11:15:32 AM
That screen won't fit through that window.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

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May 17, 2015, 06:04:57 AM
Quote from: Reginald Ret on May 16, 2015, 11:15:32 AM
That screen won't fit through that window.

Bet you it can.   :lulz:
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Dubya

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May 17, 2015, 07:18:24 PM
That last one.

At first, I  :lulz:

But then  :horrormirth:

Because Ive had to resort to stupidity like that myself. You could almost hear the Loony Tunes theme in the background.
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