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Started by Doktor Howl, May 18, 2015, 03:41:30 AM

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Doktor Howl

I'm actually a little LATE getting this started, come to think of it.

Jeb Bush slathered himself in the family glory some more, by which I mean nobody knows what the fuck he's saying:

Quote from: JebIf we want to create a right-to-rise society, where people, particularly children born in poverty, if we want to have them have a chance we should be—a core American value, we have to restore committed, loving family life with a mom and a dad loving their children with their heart and soul.

Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 18, 2015, 03:41:30 AM
I'm actually a little LATE getting this started, come to think of it.

Jeb Bush slathered himself in the family glory some more, by which I mean nobody knows what the fuck he's saying:

Quote from: JebIf we want to create a right-to-rise society, where people, particularly children born in poverty, if we want to have them have a chance we should be—a core American value, we have to restore committed, loving family life with a mom and a dad loving their children with their heart and soul.

That whole family is amazing.

Whatever the fuck it is he's saying here, I know that he's not talking about any kind of policies that might help poor people have the financial security to spend more time with their kids. Probably the exact opposite.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Dubya

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 18, 2015, 04:40:09 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 18, 2015, 03:41:30 AM
I'm actually a little LATE getting this started, come to think of it.

Jeb Bush slathered himself in the family glory some more, by which I mean nobody knows what the fuck he's saying:

Quote from: JebIf we want to create a right-to-rise society, where people, particularly children born in poverty, if we want to have them have a chance we should be—a core American value, we have to restore committed, loving family life with a mom and a dad loving their children with their heart and soul.

That whole family is amazing.

Whatever the fuck it is he's saying here, I know that he's not talking about any kind of policies that might help poor people have the financial security to spend more time with their kids. Probably the exact opposite.

Quote from: JebIf we want to create a meritocracy, we have to restore the nuclear family.

De-fnorded, it makes total sense, right? Because obviously economic opportunity arises directly from stable home life.

Gods, I hope we're not dumb enough to elect him.
"Gold Medalist of the 2015 David Cameron Memorial Barnyard Olympics."

Demolition Squid

I haven't really been following the American election - I've been depressed enough with my own - but you guys are in the same situation as us, right? No good choices at all?
Vast and Roaring Nipplebeast from the Dawn of Soho

Q. G. Pennyworth

The Democrats have Hillary Clinton (a relatively conservative, pro-rich people, pro-foreign-intervention former senator and secretary of state) and Bernie Sanders (a self-declared socialist and old man). The Republicans have 8 million candidates, all of whom are varying degrees of insane.

MMIX

Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 18, 2015, 03:05:07 PM
The Democrats have Hillary Clinton (a relatively conservative, pro-rich people, pro-foreign-intervention former senator and secretary of state) and Bernie Sanders (a self-declared socialist and old man). The Republicans have 8 million candidates, all of whom are varying degrees of insane.

Shit and derision! Apparently we have become the 51st state, just nobody was impolite enough to tell us yet
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: MMIX on May 18, 2015, 03:33:18 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 18, 2015, 03:05:07 PM
The Democrats have Hillary Clinton (a relatively conservative, pro-rich people, pro-foreign-intervention former senator and secretary of state) and Bernie Sanders (a self-declared socialist and old man). The Republicans have 8 million candidates, all of whom are varying degrees of insane.

Shit and derision! Apparently we have become the 51st state, just nobody was impolite enough to tell us yet

Everyone's the 51st state!

Dubya

What Id like to see would be a race between Hillary and Colin Powell. I think he's getting a little too old to want to do all that, though.
"Gold Medalist of the 2015 David Cameron Memorial Barnyard Olympics."

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Dubya on May 18, 2015, 03:49:03 PM
What Id like to see would be a race between Hillary and Colin Powell. I think he's getting a little too old to want to do all that, though.

It's going to be Hillary vs Jeb Bush.  Hillary wins.

The only really sport in betting on this one is for VP picks.  If Hillary is smart, she'll retain Biden.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Dubya on May 18, 2015, 05:02:00 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 18, 2015, 04:40:09 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 18, 2015, 03:41:30 AM
I'm actually a little LATE getting this started, come to think of it.

Jeb Bush slathered himself in the family glory some more, by which I mean nobody knows what the fuck he's saying:

Quote from: JebIf we want to create a right-to-rise society, where people, particularly children born in poverty, if we want to have them have a chance we should be—a core American value, we have to restore committed, loving family life with a mom and a dad loving their children with their heart and soul.

That whole family is amazing.

Whatever the fuck it is he's saying here, I know that he's not talking about any kind of policies that might help poor people have the financial security to spend more time with their kids. Probably the exact opposite.

Quote from: JebIf we want to create a meritocracy, we have to restore the nuclear family.

De-fnorded, it makes total sense, right? Because obviously economic opportunity arises directly from stable home life.

Gods, I hope we're not dumb enough to elect him.

No de-fnorded enough.

He's saying that everyone is pre-rich, and would be rich except for that Gay marriage thing.
Molon Lube

Cain

Hillary - Palin 2016.

Just for the sheer rage and sexism that would result.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cain on May 18, 2015, 09:14:38 PM
Hillary - Palin 2016.

Just for the sheer rage and sexism that would result.

Hillary - DeGeneres, for maximum butthurt.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I wonder if he thinks people should be able to refuse service to Christians, based on deeply-held beliefs?

AHAHAHAHAHA yeah never mind of course he doesn't. That would be some kind of liberal war on Jesus.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 19, 2015, 12:17:52 AM
I wonder if he thinks people should be able to refuse service to Christians, based on deeply-held beliefs?

AHAHAHAHAHA yeah never mind of course he doesn't. That would be some kind of liberal war on Jesus.

Today, some giddy republican in West Virginia stated that rape is a "beautiful thing", so long as a baby results from the rape.

It's almost like someone's poisoning the beer at the RNC meetings.
Molon Lube