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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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UNLIMITED TEXAS APPRECIATION THREAD

Started by Anna Mae Bollocks, October 30, 2012, 05:20:59 PM

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Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Dubya

Nah, that's just Austin and Houston. Both well known for being wretched hives of scum and villainy.

The rest of the state is way too righteous to merit Smiting™.  :roll:
"Gold Medalist of the 2015 David Cameron Memorial Barnyard Olympics."