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It's like that horrible screech you get when the microphone is positioned too close to a speaker, only with cops.

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UNLIMITED 2016 Starting Early With Batshittery Thread.

Started by Doktor Howl, May 18, 2015, 03:41:30 AM

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Rev Thwack

But what would it take to get you to applaud "his" hair?
My balls itch...

Dubya

"He" is the hair. The rest of "him" is a poorly made prosthetic.
"Gold Medalist of the 2015 David Cameron Memorial Barnyard Olympics."

Rev Thwack

And you don't think that a toupee deserves a chance to be president? Fucking sentientist.
My balls itch...

Dubya

Hey, some of my best friends are inanimate.  :argh!:

I was pointing this out to illustrate the difficulties that that brave hairpiece has had to overcome.
"Gold Medalist of the 2015 David Cameron Memorial Barnyard Olympics."

Rev Thwack

That "brave" hairpiece? Yea, like it's so difficult to be a 1% toupee... The shampoos, the helicopter rides, the salt spray in the hair on the yacht rides... Such a hard life.
My balls itch...

Dubya

"Gold Medalist of the 2015 David Cameron Memorial Barnyard Olympics."