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Dirtbags, part 3

Started by Doktor Howl, May 20, 2015, 06:58:57 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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May 23, 2015, 07:11:44 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 21, 2015, 12:06:19 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 20, 2015, 08:33:37 PM
And then they would look at you, eyes all sad, and they would say "Man... that really hurt my feelings" and you would feel terrible.

What happens if you say "that was the point".  Do their heads explode?

It is more likely that they would light a cigarette, look at the ground, and say mournfully, "I don't know why you gotta be that way".

Trust me, I've had a lot of dates end that way.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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May 23, 2015, 07:12:57 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 20, 2015, 08:38:02 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 20, 2015, 08:33:37 PM
And then they would look at you, eyes all sad, and they would say "Man... that really hurt my feelings" and you would feel terrible.

Actually, my left eye would bug halfway out of my head, and my mouth would make noises.  Terrible noises.

Feel terrible, be terrible... six a one, half a dozen of the other.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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