My... "Interests" - TRIGGER WARNING: EVERYTHING!!11!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

[POFP]

Armchair-psychologist moment:

Why do you thrive on negative attention? Do you touch yourself with one hand while replying with the other?

It's probably because I was so dreadfully intelligent and behaved as a child. Everyone just forgot about me because I never did anything wrong. To get any attention, I had to do shit like this. And actually, I type with my penis to kill two birds with one stone (I have to hold it with both hands - Awful hand-eye coordination, not because of the size.)

Armchair-psychologist moment:

Why do you thrive on negative attention? Do you touch yourself with one hand while replying with the other?

19 and lonely, is my guess.

He's doing the inevitable attention-seeking spiral of shame.

Hopefully he'll eventually grow up enough to look back on this and be embarrassed. Most of them do. Not all of them, though. Remember that one Australian who got super into meth? That guy never really did. What was his name?

Lonely?  Not even going to comment.

The spiral of shame is my life. I don't learn anything any other way. I've practically been on 2 or 3 ON THIS BOARD. I had mini-spirals back when I made my first rant. Randomly posting pictures for completely un-entertaining reasons and LOLOLOLing while I spout nonsense and randomly misunderstand simple statements and questions is just what I do when I'm turning into less of an idiot.

This shit was just because it pissed me off that you blew what I said out of proportion (Probably more my fault, considering my wording), so I just went with it and built on it, knowing it would become a shitstorm. And then it just became entertaining as fuck to try and make this a self-fulfilling prophecy. As you guys made predictions on where my behavior was going to go next, and as you made predictions on my personality, I just built on it. You guys seemed to like the armchair psychologist at the end, so I figured I'd play it out for a few more posts. Obviously its comedic value was lost over night. I'll probably come back in a month and be completely chill and empty of shit-fuckery.

I DID IT ALL ON PURPOSE U GUYS, 4 THE LULZ





if only u rlly knew me

It didn't start out just for the lulz. But as you guys started having fun with it, so did I.

This is me, minus the sarcasm, minus the lies, and minus the self-deception:

You joke around about "if u rlly knew me," but I think you'd be surprised how pathetically dependent on the happiness of others I am IRL. I hate it so much, that a lot of the time, I just pretend to be some "badass that don't bow to no one," especially over the internet. I try to satisfy everyone, all the time. And when I can't, I become down, and go somewhere else. I'm so goddamn focused on it, that I am usually willing to give up my dignity if I can at least get some laughs. I generally don't care if I'm the laughing stock of an entire group. I hate being taken seriously, because when I am, people stop feeling so great. When I'm serious, I'm boring and depressing. So I have to be a fool.

People mooch off of me and walk all over me most of the time because I find it hard to say no. I spend almost half of my paychecks on my delinquent friend who took 2 months to get a job because I can't find it in me to let him starve and learn his lesson. I can pretend like I see people as objects over the internet, but when it comes down to it, I can't refuse people in person. And I hate that, because it makes me feel like I hardly have a will of my own.

I don't think my girlfriend is stupid. She's a super hard worker, a fast learner, and did better than I did in school. She may have been transparent when she used to lie to me, but she has never been easily manipulated. I don't manipulate anyone, unless you count logical persuasion. I wish I was a manipulator. But lying takes too much energy (In person. If I can't see you, you're practically out of mind. Maybe that's one of my problems on the internet.).

You wanted noobs to be open and vulnerable? Well, here I am. I was WRONG. And I am stupid.

[Junkenstein]

And the flip-flop is nearly complete.

Cheques are in the post the to winners.

[POFP]

And the flip-flop is nearly complete.

Cheques are in the post the to winners.

wat

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This is me, minus the sarcasm, minus the lies, and minus the self-deception:

You joke around about "if u rlly knew me," but I think you'd be surprised how pathetically dependent on the happiness of others I am IRL. I hate it so much, that a lot of the time, I just pretend to be some "badass that don't bow to no one," especially over the internet. I try to satisfy everyone, all the time. And when I can't, I become down, and go somewhere else. I'm so goddamn focused on it, that I am usually willing to give up my dignity if I can at least get some laughs. I generally don't care if I'm the laughing stock of an entire group. I hate being taken seriously, because when I am, people stop feeling so great. When I'm serious, I'm boring and depressing. So I have to be a fool.

People mooch off of me and walk all over me most of the time because I find it hard to say no. I spend almost half of my paychecks on my delinquent friend who took 2 months to get a job because I can't find it in me to let him starve and learn his lesson. I can pretend like I see people as objects over the internet, but when it comes down to it, I can't refuse people in person. And I hate that, because it makes me feel like I hardly have a will of my own.

I don't think my girlfriend is stupid. She's a super hard worker, a fast learner, and did better than I did in school. She may have been transparent when she used to lie to me, but she has never been easily manipulated. I don't manipulate anyone, unless you count logical persuasion. I wish I was a manipulator. But lying takes too much energy (In person. If I can't see you, you're practically out of mind. Maybe that's one of my problems on the internet.).

You wanted noobs to be open and vulnerable? Well, here I am. I was WRONG. And I am stupid.

I find this you to be a shit-ton more likable than the bravado version. Completely honestly? We are all dumbfucks blundering our way through this insanely confusing shitty world in which we, by virtue of the nature of our species, are dependent on the companionship and approval of our peers.

Also, saying you're wrong is hard, being vulnerable is hard, and being willing to change anything, even how you post on the internet, is also fucking hard. So I respect that.

[Doktor Howl]

It's always better to make things magnitudes worse than to admit to being wrong.

ALWAYS.

Until one day maybe it seems better to stand on your hind legs.  Easier, too.

[POFP]

This is me, minus the sarcasm, minus the lies, and minus the self-deception:

You joke around about "if u rlly knew me," but I think you'd be surprised how pathetically dependent on the happiness of others I am IRL. I hate it so much, that a lot of the time, I just pretend to be some "badass that don't bow to no one," especially over the internet. I try to satisfy everyone, all the time. And when I can't, I become down, and go somewhere else. I'm so goddamn focused on it, that I am usually willing to give up my dignity if I can at least get some laughs. I generally don't care if I'm the laughing stock of an entire group. I hate being taken seriously, because when I am, people stop feeling so great. When I'm serious, I'm boring and depressing. So I have to be a fool.

People mooch off of me and walk all over me most of the time because I find it hard to say no. I spend almost half of my paychecks on my delinquent friend who took 2 months to get a job because I can't find it in me to let him starve and learn his lesson. I can pretend like I see people as objects over the internet, but when it comes down to it, I can't refuse people in person. And I hate that, because it makes me feel like I hardly have a will of my own.

I don't think my girlfriend is stupid. She's a super hard worker, a fast learner, and did better than I did in school. She may have been transparent when she used to lie to me, but she has never been easily manipulated. I don't manipulate anyone, unless you count logical persuasion. I wish I was a manipulator. But lying takes too much energy (In person. If I can't see you, you're practically out of mind. Maybe that's one of my problems on the internet.).

You wanted noobs to be open and vulnerable? Well, here I am. I was WRONG. And I am stupid.

I find this you to be a shit-ton more likable than the bravado version. Completely honestly? We are all dumbfucks blundering our way through this insanely confusing shitty world in which we, by virtue of the nature of our species, are dependent on the companionship and approval of our peers.

Also, saying you're wrong is hard, being vulnerable is hard, and being willing to change anything, even how you post on the internet, is also fucking hard. So I respect that.

Thank you. I'll try to keep my posts on here much more level-headed. I would rather be respected, even as someone who is largely uninformed, than to be a total failure. However, I would be lying if I said I didn't have my eye on the Peanut Gallery since its conception. I've always had dreams of becoming "teh L337 master trell." ~ Whatever that means 

It's always better to make things magnitudes worse than to admit to being wrong.

ALWAYS.

Until one day maybe it seems better to stand on your hind legs.  Easier, too.

I'll get there one day.

[Eater of Clowns]

Armchair-psychologist moment:

Why do you thrive on negative attention? Do you touch yourself with one hand while replying with the other?

It's probably because I was so dreadfully intelligent and behaved as a child. Everyone just forgot about me because I never did anything wrong. To get any attention, I had to do shit like this. And actually, I type with my penis to kill two birds with one stone (I have to hold it with both hands - Awful hand-eye coordination, not because of the size.)

Armchair-psychologist moment:

Why do you thrive on negative attention? Do you touch yourself with one hand while replying with the other?

19 and lonely, is my guess.

He's doing the inevitable attention-seeking spiral of shame.

Hopefully he'll eventually grow up enough to look back on this and be embarrassed. Most of them do. Not all of them, though. Remember that one Australian who got super into meth? That guy never really did. What was his name?

Lonely?  [emoji38] Not even going to comment.

The spiral of shame is my life. I don't learn anything any other way. I've practically been on 2 or 3 ON THIS BOARD. I had mini-spirals back when I made my first rant. Randomly posting pictures for completely un-entertaining reasons and LOLOLOLing while I spout nonsense and randomly misunderstand simple statements and questions is just what I do when I'm turning into less of an idiot.

This shit was just because it pissed me off that you blew what I said out of proportion (Probably more my fault, considering my wording), so I just went with it and built on it, knowing it would become a shitstorm. And then it just became entertaining as fuck to try and make this a self-fulfilling prophecy. As you guys made predictions on where my behavior was going to go next, and as you made predictions on my personality, I just built on it. You guys seemed to like the armchair psychologist at the end, so I figured I'd play it out for a few more posts. Obviously its comedic value was lost over night. I'll probably come back in a month and be completely chill and empty of shit-fuckery.

I DID IT ALL ON PURPOSE U GUYS, 4 THE LULZ





if only u rlly knew me

It didn't start out just for the lulz. But as you guys started having fun with it, so did I.

This is me, minus the sarcasm, minus the lies, and minus the self-deception:

You joke around about "if u rlly knew me," but I think you'd be surprised how pathetically dependent on the happiness of others I am IRL. I hate it so much, that a lot of the time, I just pretend to be some "badass that don't bow to no one," especially over the internet. I try to satisfy everyone, all the time. And when I can't, I become down, and go somewhere else. I'm so goddamn focused on it, that I am usually willing to give up my dignity if I can at least get some laughs. I generally don't care if I'm the laughing stock of an entire group. I hate being taken seriously, because when I am, people stop feeling so great. When I'm serious, I'm boring and depressing. So I have to be a fool.

People mooch off of me and walk all over me most of the time because I find it hard to say no. I spend almost half of my paychecks on my delinquent friend who took 2 months to get a job because I can't find it in me to let him starve and learn his lesson. I can pretend like I see people as objects over the internet, but when it comes down to it, I can't refuse people in person. And I hate that, because it makes me feel like I hardly have a will of my own.

I don't think my girlfriend is stupid. She's a super hard worker, a fast learner, and did better than I did in school. She may have been transparent when she used to lie to me, but she has never been easily manipulated. I don't manipulate anyone, unless you count logical persuasion. I wish I was a manipulator. But lying takes too much energy (In person. If I can't see you, you're practically out of mind. Maybe that's one of my problems on the internet.).

You wanted noobs to be open and vulnerable? Well, here I am. I was WRONG. And I am stupid.

You're getting it, hopefully. In Open Bar I said be a person and this is it. It takes way more guts to be terrified and unsure than it does to wear a mask. Or a trilby. [emoji6]

[POFP]

You're getting it, hopefully. In Open Bar I said be a person and this is it. It takes way more guts to be terrified and unsure than it does to wear a mask. Or a trilby. [emoji6]

Yeah, sorry it took so long. When your favorite emotion is spite, or the feeling you get from being spiteful/vengeful, it takes awhile to stop and smell the [pool on the roof]. I want my time on this forum to be productive, and that's not possible if you're keeping the population from taking the serious things seriously (Or the humorous things, humorously, for that matter.).

[Pæs]

You may have manipulated the others into thinking you've reformed, but I've got my eye on you.

Unless there's no functional difference between pretending to be a decent person and actually being one.

I AM SO CONFUSED. EVERYTHING IS COMPLICATED.

[axod]

It's always better to make things magnitudes worse than to admit to being wrong.

ALWAYS.

Until one day maybe it seems better to stand on your hind legs.  Easier, too.

I heard that wuz for chumps that DIDN'T  DOMINATE.  (like so they could use their hands to carry presents and stuff.)

[The Johnny]

Were just easily manipulated pixels (at least to such MASTERMIND) that can be made to believe anything he desires. Either way its entertaining, but nobody with his profile does heel turns like this, if a character in fiction did this wed be like LOL shit writing.

But whatever.

[axod]

Don Quixote was one of the only ones that ever made me cry.

[POFP]

You may have manipulated the others into thinking you've reformed, but I've got my eye on you.

Unless there's no functional difference between pretending to be a decent person and actually being one.

I AM SO CONFUSED. EVERYTHING IS COMPLICATED.

[LMNO]

Hey there, new guy! Pool's on the roof.