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Re: Why they are horrible.
« Reply #30 on: July 19, 2015, 04:40:50 am »


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Re: Why they are horrible.
« Reply #31 on: July 19, 2015, 05:09:01 am »
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I WAS IN THAT PORTA-POTTIE, YOU BASTARD!

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Re: Why they are horrible.
« Reply #32 on: July 20, 2015, 09:06:16 pm »
:lulz: :lulz:  :lulz:


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Like the 10th commandment, it only seems superfluous and is actually the root of all evil (this would have been properly explained on the second (actually first) tablet if only Moses hadn't "dropped" it ;)
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Re: Why they are horrible.
« Reply #33 on: July 20, 2015, 11:01:12 pm »
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I WAS IN THAT PORTA-POTTIE, YOU BASTARD!

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Re: Why they are horrible.
« Reply #34 on: July 20, 2015, 11:20:31 pm »

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I WAS IN THAT PORTA-POTTIE, YOU BASTARD!

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Re: Why they are horrible.
« Reply #35 on: July 20, 2015, 11:33:37 pm »

EoC:



I WAS IN THAT PORTA-POTTIE, YOU BASTARD!

Dok,
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Re: Why they are horrible.
« Reply #36 on: July 20, 2015, 11:43:00 pm »

EoC:



I WAS IN THAT PORTA-POTTIE, YOU BASTARD!

Dok,
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Yeah I know, I needed to get the balloon higher.

Huh. Tapatalk seems to be using the high school e-mail address I used to sign up for it as my forum name.

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Re: Why they are horrible.
« Reply #37 on: July 21, 2015, 03:42:39 pm »

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Re: Why they are horrible.
« Reply #38 on: July 21, 2015, 03:50:01 pm »
:lulz: :lulz:  :lulz:


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We really only needed IX Lucifers and now the system is stretched thinner than Shandor's understanding of Ecclesiastes and international politics


Like the 10th commandment, it only seems superfluous and is actually the root of all evil (this would have been properly explained on the second (actually first) tablet if only Moses hadn't "dropped" it ;)

Moses was being groomed to be Pharoah of the usurper line of Ramses II IIRC. He cribbed much of those commandments from an Egyptian spell for his ascension. I forget which. Speaking of bibletime...


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You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
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Re: Why they are horrible.
« Reply #39 on: July 27, 2015, 07:57:13 am »
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Re: Why they are horrible.
« Reply #40 on: July 27, 2015, 02:47:07 pm »

EoC:



I WAS IN THAT PORTA-POTTIE, YOU BASTARD!

Dok,
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Huh. Tapatalk seems to be using the high school e-mail address I used to sign up for it as my forum name.

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You have to hand it to me, this is the longest poptart has gone without gleefully outing himself.

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Re: Why they are horrible.
« Reply #41 on: July 27, 2015, 05:17:34 pm »


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I'M SOMEBODY NOW!

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You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

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Re: Why they are horrible.
« Reply #42 on: July 28, 2015, 06:01:16 am »
"I'm not going to put too fine a point on it....But it's a piece of shit."

I was halfway through my personal Jim Beam, and this was the funniest shit I had heard all night.  Dimo - fucked if I knew what he had been drinking.  The Clamato experiment had gone around the whole group, with all of us being appauled.  I'd gotten the taste out of my mouth by doing shots of mace with a gang unit cop.  He'd kindly offered me a muscle relaxant as he took one, and I was glad now that I'd declined.

EoC's smile -shimmered-

It was like that moment when you realize the oasis you've been banking on is a mirage, the impending sense of shit about to be fucked.

I forget if they were talking about an art piece or someone's writing (Eve's traffic troll was GENIUS), but feelings were about to be hurt, and the group dynamic was about to fail horribly.

Cainad was still looking sympathetically amused after my own outburst.  Our eyes met and we sort of knew we had to salvage this before the ugly happened. 

"Before we go to Providence drama - " Roger was coming out of my mouth now.  "Justify your crap Mark.  How is this shit?"

"Not like we don't have time to retool the whole thing anyways"  Cainad added.  "I mean, it's only Saturday for fucksake."  His body language could have made bomb defusing seem nonchalant.

"Very true.  And you're among friends who will not bullshit you.  As we have seen."

The smile was back, and growing.

"OK."  I acceded.  "We need to go THERE."

Holy hell.  A dispatcher, a punk rocker, a geologist... I always feel outgunned when things are about to hit the fan.  I am thankful for this pessimism, it keeps me willing to be practical and proactive.

Mark seemed to catch on.  Offense had been given, balance had to be made.  He tensed, years of jumping from stage to pit about to come to the fore.  EoC?  Relaxed.  He'd talked men through worse, and had a vicious academia about to be pointed at the whole affair.  At that moment Cram walked in with his deck of "NOT IN MY HOUSE", and saved the day.

.....or so we thought.

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