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Swingers cucks and cheaters oh my.
« on: July 17, 2015, 03:20:09 am »
It seems there isn't a guy in my town who hasn't been cheated on. I'd ask people from other towns or cities but I just asked my favorite botnet. With 50% of marriages ending in divorce and 50% of people in a relationship admitting to cheating,  It'd probably get the same thing. It just seems that people are not loyal.

I'm trying to think over what'd be the best system in the changing times. Mostly for selfish reasons but fuck, maybe the norms are changing.

So are the swingers right? It's unreasonable to mix love and lust? You should love one person and then when you get lust for another it should be separate from your love?

Are the poly people right? Granted there's a lot of different poly types. Is it the harem type where you have one person whos love and lust decides who the others have to love somewhat. Or the orgy type where everyone loves and lusts for everyone. Though, adding people to that could be a logistical nightmare.

Are there other types I don't know of?

Is the regular way the best and you just have to put up with shit?
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Re: Swingers cucks and cheaters oh my.
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2015, 03:23:02 am »
You don't sound mature enough to be fucking.

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« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2015, 03:48:42 am »
Just an FYI, it's very hard to take any thread which uses "cucks" in the title seriously.

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« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2015, 03:53:41 am »
You don't sound mature enough to be fucking.
Why should he need to be mature? Of age should be sufficient
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Re: Swingers cucks and cheaters oh my.
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2015, 03:54:29 am »
You don't sound mature enough to be fucking.

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« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2015, 03:57:53 am »
You don't sound mature enough to be fucking.
Why should he need to be mature? Of age should be sufficient

Ewwwwwwwww.

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« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2015, 04:04:04 am »
Seriously though, OP just feels really poorly thought out, especially in light of several non-monogamy threads already being around.

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« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2015, 05:00:07 am »
You don't sound mature enough to be fucking.
Why should he need to be mature? Of age should be sufficient

Ewwwwwwwww.

I think you read my post backwards. I said they do have to be of age.
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« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2015, 12:56:07 pm »
That's still pretty ew.

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« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2015, 01:37:38 pm »
You don't sound mature enough to be fucking.
Why should he need to be mature? Of age should be sufficient

Ewwwwwwwww.

I think you read my post backwards. I said they do have to be of age.

There's a difference between "not illegal" and "not gross" that you seem to be missing here. Age of consent laws are designed to prevent people who are too immature to consent to sexual activity from being taken advantage of by more mature people. The laws by necessity use age as an approximation of maturity, because there's no way to legally define the latter. Your statement can easily be read as "I would gladly fuck someone who isn't capable of comprehending the ramifications of sexual activity as long as I won't go to jail for it." Which is ewwwww.

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Re: Swingers cucks and cheaters oh my.
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2015, 02:26:47 pm »
You don't sound mature enough to be fucking.
Why should he need to be mature? Of age should be sufficient

Ewwwwwwwww.

I think you read my post backwards. I said they do have to be of age.

There's a difference between "not illegal" and "not gross" that you seem to be missing here. Age of consent laws are designed to prevent people who are too immature to consent to sexual activity from being taken advantage of by more mature people. The laws by necessity use age as an approximation of maturity, because there's no way to legally define the latter. Your statement can easily be read as "I would gladly fuck someone who isn't capable of comprehending the ramifications of sexual activity as long as I won't go to jail for it." Which is ewwwww.
What are the ramifications, assuming you remember to use a condom? Because it seems like a simple condpm would take care of most of them (assuming it doesn't break; that scenario has never been likely but people seem to love to bring it up because of the ocasional times that it does happen. Maybe every time I drive a car I should be overly apprehensive about the possibility that the brakes might fail; that's something that occasionally happens too)


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It was always my understanding that age of consent laws were based on a combination the assumption that anyone prepubescent would be so unlikely to want sex that it could safely be assumed to be rape, and attempts by purtianical interests to oppress teenage lovers because they see all sexuality as wrong and teenagers are a non-voting demographic that can be safely oppressed in this regard.
« Last Edit: July 17, 2015, 02:35:05 pm by Prelate Diogenes Shandor »
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« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2015, 02:35:10 pm »
What are the ramifications, assuming you remember to use a condom?

Wait -- honestly?


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« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2015, 02:43:39 pm »
The main ones seem to be unplanned pregnancy and stds. What elss is there that's significant?
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« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2015, 02:45:34 pm »
I need a bleach shower RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

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« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2015, 02:52:24 pm »
I suppose there's also the possibility that people will call you a "slut" but that's an insult that seems to be gradually going out of fashion.
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