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Started by Chaos_Zebra, August 07, 2015, 02:46:29 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Time to start digging, I guess.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2015, 06:59:10 PM
Quote from: Chaos_Zebra on October 05, 2015, 03:26:33 PM
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Sorry, I'm not looking to join anymore cults at this current time.

Discordian Lodge contests for Public and Community services all this PrivaTe server Production stuff is bad publicity. Our Lodge treasurer can get more fundraiser money in, more people will pay their dues  on time, we will have more money for community services, and our Lodge Secretary Roger The Reverend Doctor Howl our Lodge Secretary will have more Work To do.

Thank you The Honorable Arizona Lodge Secretary Dok.

Hoo boy.  ANOTHER one.

This happens a lot!?  :?
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on October 05, 2015, 09:59:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2015, 06:59:10 PM
Quote from: Chaos_Zebra on October 05, 2015, 03:26:33 PM
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Sorry, I'm not looking to join anymore cults at this current time.

Discordian Lodge contests for Public and Community services all this PrivaTe server Production stuff is bad publicity. Our Lodge treasurer can get more fundraiser money in, more people will pay their dues  on time, we will have more money for community services, and our Lodge Secretary Roger The Reverend Doctor Howl our Lodge Secretary will have more Work To do.

Thank you The Honorable Arizona Lodge Secretary Dok.

Hoo boy.  ANOTHER one.

This happens a lot!?  :?

I am a kook magnet.  Seriously.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on October 05, 2015, 09:59:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2015, 06:59:10 PM
Quote from: Chaos_Zebra on October 05, 2015, 03:26:33 PM
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Sorry, I'm not looking to join anymore cults at this current time.

Discordian Lodge contests for Public and Community services all this PrivaTe server Production stuff is bad publicity. Our Lodge treasurer can get more fundraiser money in, more people will pay their dues  on time, we will have more money for community services, and our Lodge Secretary Roger The Reverend Doctor Howl our Lodge Secretary will have more Work To do.

Thank you The Honorable Arizona Lodge Secretary Dok.

Hoo boy.  ANOTHER one.

This happens a lot!?  :?

Roger is a windmill.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2015, 06:59:10 PM
Quote from: Chaos_Zebra on October 05, 2015, 03:26:33 PM
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Sorry, I'm not looking to join anymore cults at this current time.

Discordian Lodge contests for Public and Community services all this PrivaTe server Production stuff is bad publicity. Our Lodge treasurer can get more fundraiser money in, more people will pay their dues  on time, we will have more money for community services, and our Lodge Secretary Roger The Reverend Doctor Howl our Lodge Secretary will have more Work To do.

Thank you The Honorable Arizona Lodge Secretary Dok.

Hoo boy.  ANOTHER one.

ALWAYS. You are their King.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cain

Quote from: Hoopla on October 06, 2015, 04:42:53 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on October 05, 2015, 09:59:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2015, 06:59:10 PM
Quote from: Chaos_Zebra on October 05, 2015, 03:26:33 PM
Quote

Sorry, I'm not looking to join anymore cults at this current time.

Discordian Lodge contests for Public and Community services all this PrivaTe server Production stuff is bad publicity. Our Lodge treasurer can get more fundraiser money in, more people will pay their dues  on time, we will have more money for community services, and our Lodge Secretary Roger The Reverend Doctor Howl our Lodge Secretary will have more Work To do.

Thank you The Honorable Arizona Lodge Secretary Dok.

Hoo boy.  ANOTHER one.

This happens a lot!?  :?

Roger is a windmill.

*tilts his fedora in Roger's direction*

Chaos_Zebra

#36
Fnord you Harder then The Philosophers Stone.
Can of Fish.
Aliester Crowley wrote in one of his books, The Fish, Do not think.
You are Aliester Crowley Fish.
Fish are Food.
Between Lions and Lambs.
You are Nieve, Mortal Slave.
From whence you came.
You came from above.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Can fish?

Can dog food?

Can vegetables?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Meunster

Canned fish

Canned dog food

Canned vegetables
Poe's law ;)

Epimetheus

Quote from: Chaos_Zebra on September 20, 2015, 11:19:20 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMTPKbbBbxU
"I Fucking Hate You"


For everything you do
I'd like to swallow you
And everyday I'm gonna blame you
Even if you justify
Every fucking bullshit lie
It only makes me want to break you
You pull me down
And you crucify my name
You make me insane
It's broken now
Don't ever look my way
Don't even think I'm playin'
'Cause I fucking hate you
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you
You're all the same to me
When you repeatedly
Take advantage of me
The only thought I get of you sickens me
Everybody knows you're fake
You're everything I fucking hate
And I'm everything that you could never be
You pull me down
And you crucify my name
You make me insane
It's broken now
Don't ever look my way
Don't even think I'm playin'
'Cause I fucking hate you
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you
You're all the same to me
I fucking hate you
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you
You're all the same to me
(Fuck you)
(Fuck you)
(Fuck you)
You pull me down
And you crucify my name
You make me insane
It's broken now
Don't ever look my way
Don't even think I'm playin'
'Cause I fucking hate you
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you
You're all the same to me
And I fucking hate you
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you
You're all the same to me
Fuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you (fuck you)

Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you buck like a horse when we fuck
Can you take every inch up your butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you fart on my balls when we fuck
Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

minuspace

Was that all in my living room?  Because that's step one.

trippinprincezz13

Quote from: Epimetheus on October 18, 2015, 03:38:56 AM
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you buck like a horse when we fuck
Can you take every inch up your butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you fart on my balls when we fuck
Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck

:lulz: makes me laugh every time
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

Chaos_Zebra

No Democrats.
No Hippies.
No furries.
No illiterate niggers.
Just The words of The Good Reverend Roger and Hard Mordor Sauron Solomon Dark Dark Dark Dark Dark DARKER Black Dark Hard Hard Sophia Sophia Hydrogen Dracula Hard Hard Harder Zebra Hoof Forged in The Deepest Mine of Mordor killing you for Rogers Words our Demi Ragnorak fish Guts Slit You Fish Blood Veins if ad hands to hold Orc Weapon but only Hooves hard hard Harder Harderest Sophic Hydrolith.

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Cain

I dunno, Hoopla.  I think they may be 2edgy4me.