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Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 16, 2015, 04:11:47 PM
I remember seeing a singular thing called ballpipe. That could settle the question of Spicy Brown's mustardly honor.


Also... now that General Tso's is in a sammich why stop there? You could add a few carrot sticks and put it in a wrap, or add the rice and go full burrito. General Tso's chicken burrito. Like the sound of it... now I'm REALLY hungry.

That, right there, is the future I was promised.
Molon Lube

The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2015, 04:23:47 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 16, 2015, 04:11:47 PM
I remember seeing a singular thing called ballpipe. That could settle the question of Spicy Brown's mustardly honor.


Also... now that General Tso's is in a sammich why stop there? You could add a few carrot sticks and put it in a wrap, or add the rice and go full burrito. General Tso's chicken burrito. Like the sound of it... now I'm REALLY hungry.

That, right there, is the future I was promised.

They may cry of you "barbarian", but you're really just ahead of the curve.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

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- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

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- Doktor Hamish Howl

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Genghis Khan was a barbarian, and look what he built.
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Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 16, 2015, 04:11:47 PM
I remember seeing a singular thing called ballpipe. That could settle the question of Spicy Brown's mustardly honor.


Also... now that General Tso's is in a sammich why stop there? You could add a few carrot sticks and put it in a wrap, or add the rice and go full burrito. General Tso's chicken burrito. Like the sound of it... now I'm REALLY hungry.



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Cain


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

My Girl Friday is up on Nook!

The Paesors is/was too, but somehow My Girl Friday wound up as the text.  It's been pulled, and is going back up as we speak, but won't be right for days.  I'll post when the correct version is up.

Slogging through LO.  Book 1 up by Wednesday still.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

LO is coming along nicely.  Once I managed to get it to stop vomiting ASCII characters every time I changed format, it's been a breeze.

:lulz:
Molon Lube

LMNO

I'm back from Cowboying, and have bought all three.  Will buy LO when available.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 17, 2015, 08:28:49 PM
I'm back from Cowboying, and have bought all three.  Will buy LO when available.

From Smashwords, I hope.  There was a problem with The Paesors, and the correction hasn't reached Nook.

And thanks.   :)
Molon Lube

LMNO

Yeah, smashwords.  Looking forward to reading these again.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 17, 2015, 09:25:50 PM
Yeah, smashwords.  Looking forward to reading these again.

I'm having better covers done.  When that happens, you can download them again for free.

The price stays the same for a month, mostly for you guy's sake, then goes up, based on similar stories by other authors.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Um, the stories are starting to sell.

Mostly on nook, but some on Smashwords.

Guess I better get off my ass and finish The Pit, All the Nigels, Drinking with Jesus, and Life During Wartime.
Molon Lube

Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2015, 10:44:20 PM
Um, the stories are starting to sell.

Mostly on nook, but some on Smashwords.

Guess I better get off my ass and finish The Pit, All the Nigels, Drinking with Jesus, and Life During Wartime.

Your writing is pretty fantastic :)

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on August 17, 2015, 11:20:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2015, 10:44:20 PM
Um, the stories are starting to sell.

Mostly on nook, but some on Smashwords.

Guess I better get off my ass and finish The Pit, All the Nigels, Drinking with Jesus, and Life During Wartime.

Your writing is pretty fantastic :)

Thanks.   :)
Molon Lube