OPEN BAR: It's actually about ethics in fictional bars

Started by EK WAFFLR, August 10, 2015, 03:37:20 PM

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Freeky

Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on September 23, 2015, 05:11:31 AM
I cant decide if that would make vegans awesome or Orks lame.

Look at what they turn into! Clearly, this makes those vegans who become infected and eventually begin the Ork menace awesome. 

The Orks will just kill off the vegans who don't turn.

Faust

Quote from: Meunster on September 23, 2015, 06:12:54 AM
It's pretty dead tonight. You all go to the other bar without me?

Travelling for work, not that I post more then twice a month anyway.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

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Da6s

So that's why I never click that new replies to your posts link.

It's been 3 hours and I've barely scratched the surface. Fucking hell. I cant keep up with you guys.
We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

Payne

Quote from: Da6s on September 23, 2015, 09:12:41 AM
So that's why I never click that new replies to your posts link.

It's been 3 hours and I've barely scratched the surface. Fucking hell. I cant keep up with you guys.

Try it after you've not logged in for over a year.

My entire tubes are coated in ichor and brain flukes now.

LMNO


Payne

Quote from: LMNO on September 23, 2015, 01:00:26 PM
As opposed to...?

Well now it's other people's instead of just my own. It's both erotic and nauseating.

The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: Faust on September 23, 2015, 08:27:33 AM
Quote from: Meunster on September 23, 2015, 06:12:54 AM
It's pretty dead tonight. You all go to the other bar without me?

Travelling for work, not that I post more then twice a month anyway.

Safe journeys Faust. The wizards in my fiction use the phrase "May you never lose the stars" as a travel blessing. 
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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


LMNO


Q. G. Pennyworth


Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Q. G. Pennyworth


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on September 23, 2015, 06:09:50 PM
Congratulations!

Thanks! It's real nice.

It's weird being part of a proper couple again. I had pretty much embraced the idea that I was destined to spend the rest of my days a player. But nope.

Kind of enjoying breaking it to the sundry gentlemen as they message me, though. My favorite response so far: "I'm speechless. I just thought you more the 'cant be tied down' type."

Well, me too, buddy. Me too.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."