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OPEN BAR: It's actually about ethics in fictional bars

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1200
October 21, 2015, 12:23:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 20, 2015, 10:58:25 PM
Quote from: thewake on October 20, 2015, 10:36:33 PM
I jizzed my pants when I saw the new star wars trailer

They're just gonna fuck it up.

As a side note, I've been spreading rumors on FB that Disney has made Chewbacca a transgender wookie, which has been having the desired effect on the brogressives.

That's so beautiful.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sung Low

#1201
October 21, 2015, 12:51:44 AM


As a side note, I've been spreading rumors on FB that Disney has made Chewbacca a transgender wookie, which has been having the desired effect on the brogressives.

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Wut?  :lulz:


The d key has chosen to absent itself

Nast

#1202
October 21, 2015, 01:07:53 AM
I was going to be all productive and shit but it's just one of those zero-energy days.  :argh!:
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1203
October 21, 2015, 04:18:27 AM
Quote from: Sung Low on October 21, 2015, 12:51:44 AM
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As a side note, I've been spreading rumors on FB that Disney has made Chewbacca a transgender wookie, which has been having the desired effect on the brogressives.


Wut?  :lulz:

As far as I know, there is no visible difference between male and female wookies, so people can have fun refuting this.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#1204
October 21, 2015, 04:22:15 AM
I always thought he was Ewok-kin, myself.

Chelagoras The Boulder

#1205
October 21, 2015, 05:03:42 AM
Quote from: Pergamos on October 19, 2015, 10:08:17 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 19, 2015, 12:37:33 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on October 18, 2015, 07:28:24 PM
Quote from: Nast on October 18, 2015, 06:57:48 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on October 18, 2015, 04:55:20 AM
well, i seem to be having a small emotional spiral and none of the people i usually talk to when this happens are picking up their phones. This will be an interesting night.

:sad:

Feel free to vent here if you think it will help.
Basically dealing with the realization that i have head-over-heels feelings for one of my friends, yet i can't really say anything about it to her because i feel it'll only make things awkward, since she lives so far away that a relationship would be nearly impossible.

I don't know whether this would be a good time to mention that until four months ago Alty lived in Alaska, which actually is impossible.

Of course, I didn't fall for him until he moved here, but still. Things change. What if she has feelings for you too? What if one or the other of you is open to a move? Basically all I'm saying is that if it's a solid friendship, it will rebound from the awkwardness, and if there's a possibility of it working out, why not take the chance?

At least mention that you have a crush on her, that's something that can easily be glossed over if it's not reciprocal.

I just moved across the country because of love.  Long distance is frustrating, but that doesn't mean it is not worth exploring.

hmm, i see your point. But maybe i should wait a bit until i'm more...established? Like, when i have a more to...offer, i guess? Like, it seems that i would be in a poor position to suggest a move or something like that without the wherewithal to back it up. So yea, just keep hanging out with her when i can, work on myself for now, and dont lose hope seems to be the plan for now. than ks for the advice you guys. :D
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1206
October 21, 2015, 05:11:37 AM
While running my troll, I came across this.

http://www.wookieecenter.org/marriage.html

I don't want to live.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1207
October 21, 2015, 05:13:40 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nast

#1208
October 21, 2015, 05:17:28 AM
Quote...The male will capture it using only his bare hands and kill it without using a weapon. He then presents it to his intended bride. If she accepts the proposal, she will bite into the creature's soft belly.

Well that went in an unexpected direction.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Nast

#1209
October 21, 2015, 05:18:54 AM
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1211
October 21, 2015, 05:49:37 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Chelagoras The Boulder

#1212
October 21, 2015, 05:56:32 AM
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1213
October 21, 2015, 03:09:51 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on October 21, 2015, 05:03:42 AM
Quote from: Pergamos on October 19, 2015, 10:08:17 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 19, 2015, 12:37:33 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on October 18, 2015, 07:28:24 PM
Quote from: Nast on October 18, 2015, 06:57:48 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on October 18, 2015, 04:55:20 AM
well, i seem to be having a small emotional spiral and none of the people i usually talk to when this happens are picking up their phones. This will be an interesting night.

:sad:

Feel free to vent here if you think it will help.
Basically dealing with the realization that i have head-over-heels feelings for one of my friends, yet i can't really say anything about it to her because i feel it'll only make things awkward, since she lives so far away that a relationship would be nearly impossible.

I don't know whether this would be a good time to mention that until four months ago Alty lived in Alaska, which actually is impossible.

Of course, I didn't fall for him until he moved here, but still. Things change. What if she has feelings for you too? What if one or the other of you is open to a move? Basically all I'm saying is that if it's a solid friendship, it will rebound from the awkwardness, and if there's a possibility of it working out, why not take the chance?

At least mention that you have a crush on her, that's something that can easily be glossed over if it's not reciprocal.

I just moved across the country because of love.  Long distance is frustrating, but that doesn't mean it is not worth exploring.

hmm, i see your point. But maybe i should wait a bit until i'm more...established? Like, when i have a more to...offer, i guess? Like, it seems that i would be in a poor position to suggest a move or something like that without the wherewithal to back it up. So yea, just keep hanging out with her when i can, work on myself for now, and dont lose hope seems to be the plan for now. than ks for the advice you guys. :D

As long as you're OK with the fact that the waiting road leads directly to her finding someone else.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1214
October 21, 2015, 03:11:41 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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