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English is the dumbest language

Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, September 09, 2015, 06:36:39 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#45
September 23, 2015, 11:21:15 PM
Same.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

trippinprincezz13

#46
September 24, 2015, 04:37:02 PM
Be right back. Gonna go take some money out of the at the moment.

Pretty easy to see where the confusion can come in.
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

Don Coyote

#47
September 24, 2015, 04:38:32 PM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on September 23, 2015, 10:06:21 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on September 10, 2015, 12:28:45 AM
Also, there is no need to add the word "machine" after "ATM". The 'M' already has that covered.

It distinguishes it from the abbreviation for "at the moment".

(ALSO, why does nobody else ever bring up points similar to this in regard to the phrase "D.C. Comics" which is also similarly redundant as D.C. in this context stands for "Detective Comics". Like "ATM Machine" however this redundancy also serves a purpose as it distinguishes it from the abbreviation for "District of Columbia")

Could you just like, not?

Don Coyote

#48
September 24, 2015, 04:39:22 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on September 24, 2015, 04:37:02 PM
Be right back. Gonna go take some money out of the at the moment.

Pretty easy to see where the confusion can come in.

:argh!:

trippinprincezz13

#49
September 24, 2015, 04:49:31 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on September 24, 2015, 04:39:22 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on September 24, 2015, 04:37:02 PM
Be right back. Gonna go take some money out of the at the moment.

Pretty easy to see where the confusion can come in.

:argh!:

I'm just trying to help PDS clarify his point for you guys.  Context? What's that? Like Con Air except they hijack a library? How will they get it off the ground!?
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#50
September 24, 2015, 05:43:26 PM
hold on, I'm kind of busy automatic teller machine.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#51
September 24, 2015, 06:01:16 PM
That RedTube clip really grossed me out when she went Automatic Teller Machine.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#52
September 24, 2015, 06:07:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 24, 2015, 06:01:16 PM
That RedTube clip really grossed me out when she went Automatic Teller Machine.

I keep looking for people having sex at the moment, but the search results are totally different from what I was expecting.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#53
September 24, 2015, 06:09:42 PM
I didn't know the bar was cash only, but luckily they had an ass to mouth on premises.

trippinprincezz13

#54
September 24, 2015, 06:21:20 PM
 :lol: :lol:

I love this place
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

EK WAFFLR

#55
September 24, 2015, 06:59:56 PM
My girfriend went Asyncrous Transfer Mode last night, it was fab.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#56
September 24, 2015, 07:13:00 PM
QuoteBRB AFK ATM

I don't know how to interpret this, are they saying that they are away from the keyboard automatic teller machine, or doing ass to mouth, or what?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#57
September 24, 2015, 07:31:16 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 24, 2015, 07:13:00 PM
QuoteBRB AFK ATM

I don't know how to interpret this, are they saying that they are away from the keyboard automatic teller machine, or doing ass to mouth, or what?

But really by all friendly kittens attacking the mice?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#58
September 24, 2015, 07:41:25 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on September 24, 2015, 07:31:16 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 24, 2015, 07:13:00 PM
QuoteBRB AFK ATM

I don't know how to interpret this, are they saying that they are away from the keyboard automatic teller machine, or doing ass to mouth, or what?

But really by all friendly kittens attacking the mice?

Ohhhh, that makes perfect sense!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#59
September 24, 2015, 07:43:47 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 24, 2015, 07:41:25 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on September 24, 2015, 07:31:16 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 24, 2015, 07:13:00 PM
QuoteBRB AFK ATM

I don't know how to interpret this, are they saying that they are away from the keyboard automatic teller machine, or doing ass to mouth, or what?

But really by all friendly kittens attacking the mice?

Ohhhh, that makes perfect sense!

I do what I can.
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