Australia: The World H.Q of Order?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You would crumple into nothing after a week of warfare. Fact.

Assumption* I once slid into a pool a metre(s) deep without a second thought just for thrills, even though I couldn't swim. Managed to still pull myself to the edge, I got persistent/nearly unbreakable endurance. Before all of a sudden deciding to go again with same effect and survived. I NEVER go down in anything without a struggle/fight.

HOLY SHIT, you got into three feet of water? A THREE FOOT DEEP POOL OF WATER???

You... you... you... THRILLSEEKER, you!

[Cain]

Waist deep water is pretty hardcore.

Also I like how his counter to "you wouldn't last a week in a war" is "I do dumbass things without thinking them through".

[LMNO]

I could fight in a ground war.  Once, I ate six chili dogs.  In a row!

[Cainad (dec.)]

I could fight in a ground war.  Once, I ate six chili dogs.  In a row!

I can eat a whole Chilotle burrito in under 12 bites. I'm basically Rambo, but cooler.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I once ate so many oranges...

[trippinprincezz13]

You must be such a goddam pill at parties.

I said nothing about wearing body armor and carrying a firearm in a bathtub. Only that I would not let any random strangers into my private space and am fearful of allowing it. Always having this natural instinct.

But during very high profile activities or alone meetings with a suspicious stranger, possibly have them.

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvhwMeHp1Yg

Besides, wouldn't your natural instincts and thought-forms warn you about having alone meetings with suspicious strangers? It seems counter to all these revolutionizing tips you've been handing out. If anything, wouldn't you just send your thought form to meet with the suspicious stranger?

What if I'm on the phone with a suspicious stranger? Should I let them know I am currently brandishing a weapon? What if it's a conference call, so then I wouldn't be alone?

]Go talk to your average mainstream person

What if they are a stranger? Should I put on my body armor first?

[hoopla]

I could fight in a ground war.  Once, I ate six chili dogs.  In a row!

Thats actually a much more considerable accomplishment than anything CA has mentioned thus far.

[trippinprincezz13]

You would crumple into nothing after a week of warfare. Fact.

Assumption* I once slid into a pool a metre(s) deep without a second thought just for thrills, even though I couldn't swim. Managed to still pull myself to the edge, I got persistent/nearly unbreakable endurance. Before all of a sudden deciding to go again with same effect and survived. I NEVER go down in anything without a struggle/fight.

HOLY SHIT, you got into three feet of water? A THREE FOOT DEEP POOL OF WATER???

You... you... you... THRILLSEEKER, you!

 

Pfft that's nothing. A few weeks ago I was feeling dangerous so I stood in a 3-foot pool of water, except that sometimes there were WAVES and I got splashed all the way up to my shoulders!! Totally ready for war.

[LMNO]

I once ate so many oranges...

 

[Cainad (dec.)]

I once ate so many oranges...

[Cain]

I once strolled into an ambush involving two-stage suicide bombers and snipers because I saw something shiny and didn't think about what I was doing.

It was alright though, because I had body armour and a Glock.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This one time, without even thinking about it first, I climbed a big rock and sat at the top to watch the sun set.

I'll be on the elite assassin task force, for sure.

[trippinprincezz13]

  You humble me. That's some hardcore shit right there.

[Meunster]

When I go to the dentist.  I don't ask for a sticker or lolly afterwards. I'll be a terrorist in no time.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I spent 10 years in the infantry, a year and change as a cop, a couple of years as a mook, and 15 years learning how everything works, industry-wise.

This qualifies me to be a sheep.  Baa.  BAA, I SAY!