Sandwich Argument

[Cainad (dec.)]

Two planar starch-based edible layers, oriented with their broad faces parallel, must be arranged with some amount of space between.

Layers of edible material are to be laid within this interstarch space. The layers are to be prepared and arranged such that they have length and width that is greater than their thickness. These layers shall be placed within the defined space such that they are parallel to the defining layers (the aforementioned starch).

Then you throw it in the garbage and go get pizza.

[Meunster]

Two planar starch-based edible layers, oriented with their broad faces parallel, must be arranged with some amount of space between.

Layers of edible material are to be laid within this interstarch space. The layers are to be prepared and arranged such that they have length and width that is greater than their thickness. These layers shall be placed within the defined space such that they are parallel to the defining layers (the aforementioned starch).

Then you throw it in the garbage and go get pizza.

Cant you also use lettuce instead of starch-based materials to make a samwhich?

[Cainad (dec.)]

Never. Lettuce is a lie perpetrated by vegan communists.

[Chelagoras The Boulder]

once lettuce is used in such a manner, it is a officially a wrap and well out of the scope of this discussion.

[Faust]

Your exclusionary views on the BLT community are problematic, check your privilege bigot.

[Meunster]

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/2638647

I cant be the only weirdo who uses hashbrowns to make egg samwhiches. 
Or who uses cheese as a bun.

[Faust]

In Ireland (might be a thing here in the UK too) those are called a breakfast wrap, bacon sausage, hash brown tomatoes. Its sinful and I've only ever had two in my life, but they were so delicious.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Your exclusionary views on the BLT community are problematic, check your privilege bigot.